With so many celebrities coming to DC...

[the_mostest]

I ask you, what celebrity's fart do you think I will walk through?  Why?  Give me some back story and tell me what you think the fart will smell like.

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Robert Downey Jr. and the love affair that never was

[chrystalle]

Caught in a huddled, gummy trap of people, you have your pocket picked. The hand is not your friends' or your husband's. But it is gnarly and slim. Grabbing it, the tension ceases and the air collapses.

"I thought - Oh I AM SO SORRY!" the actor exclaims with sweet breath and a smile. "My wife, she has this same coat, with the buttons! Ha!"
"OOOOHHHH MMMMMYYYY GGGGOD." You collapse.
The salt of his coat tails are warm and the under draft of city-waved air carries prime rib au jus. The broken stench tablet lingers on that low stretch of sidewalk. Concete now moving with pairs and pairs of scurrying, positive and conscious feet, making way for the reviving heroine.

"Iron Man..did you just beef?" you whisper.

Re: Robert Downey Jr. and the love affair that never was

[the_mostest]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can see it all!

Re: Robert Downey Jr. and the love affair that never was

[chrystalle]

:D Did you get any infamous whiffs?

Re: Robert Downey Jr. and the love affair that never was

[the_mostest]

came closest to david alan greer, but he didn't let anything fly.

[houston_matt]

could it be, could it be, tom b

[the_mostest]

he doesn't fart anymore, but when he did they smelled like brandy