Lol "critic" & a bunch o' love

[the_murderer]

Just a quick note.

First, I wanna link to this HILARIOUS "game critic" by a conservative blogger. To anybody who already read 'bout it at girl_gamers, sorry!

HERE's the link.

Here's a piece of all the comedy gold this guy's babbling out.

It’s called “Mass Effect” and it allows its players… to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived. One

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[redseeker]

One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size of the images they wish to “engage” and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game “persons” hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of...

Sounds like someone's tried out all the features... XDDD

[the_murderer]

He sounds more excited than disgusted to me. XD

Whatever he used to get such features in the game, I WANT IT.

[redseeker]

Haa I just read the actual article... He's got his hands on some serious hacks, man XD Or is just making shit up that turns him on.

[the_murderer]

I'm hoping for haXX, 'cuz that's really fucking l33t right there. :O