Chris Penn.
1965-2006.

I awoke at 3am last night to some moron screaming, "Douchebag!" in the streets. Fucking New Brunswick. I kinda wanna go home now.

Matan is going back home, which sucks, because he and I have become pretty good friends. It's funny, I never imagined that the hot guy I saw everyday at work, would actually become something more than just a face I look at. But nevertheless the "tension" was there even when he kissed me and gave me what he called "things to remember him by". Oh ( Read more... )

I don't really feel much like updating anymore... Florida was nice. Went like this:

Watched movies with Malcolm.
Went to the horse track.
Ate vegetarian Jamaican food.
Met smokin' hot Puerto Rican, Leo.
Watched more movies with Malcolm.
Fell in love with 2-year-old adopted cousin ChloeShopped ( Read more... )

He compliments me and it's almost as if no one ever has. It's so funny when I think about it though, because I swear if anyone saw him, they'd be like... what? He's tallish, thinish amd has a few sparks of defiant gray in his curly brown hair, brought on by the stress of staying up late writing, I guess. He's got a kind, bookish look, but a ( Read more... )

Around the holidays I'm always discontent first. I'm not with anyone and I should be used to that by now, but motherfuckingshitdamnnit I'm sick of going to the movies and paying sooooo much attention to the movie. I'm thinking of just being a blatant assholejerk and just asking the person I'm interested in out... damn his awkwardness. damn my ( Read more... )

I suppose the moral of The Hitcher is don't pick up anyone that looks like Rutger Hauer... not matter how much he vaguely reminds you of Steve McQueen.

Jesus, God, That's Digusting: A Love Story starring Ashley and LT "The Italian Heap ( Read more... )

I think they sprinkle crack on Doritos' Nacho Cheesier Tortilla Chips.

My crush on my older, nerdier, coworker is consuming me... like I consume Doritos' Nacho Cheesier Tortilla Chips.

Dammit... I really want some more now.

Today was one of those days where everything that happened was so weird that I wonder if it even happened ( Read more... )