If you see my brother, tell him, "Haldo."

[the_news_is_on]

I can't breathe the cold air outside, and consequently, I wander from class to class in a morbid dreamy state of bosh-posh reality.

They brought an older gentleman into CAT-scan today who screamed, “I am a diabetic!”

Have you had a CT scan before, sir?

I am a diabetic!

Are you allergic to saline solution?

I am a diabetic!

Do you have any other

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[swim_pirate]

Thanks for the sign [from God].

[the_news_is_on]

no problemo, we do what we can