OOC | Rank 3 Script
[While on the Phone]
Sylvia: Travis? Well, this is the Big Three.
Travis: Where are you now?
Sylvia: Yoga class.
Travis: Right. You go ahead and do that.
Sylvia: Thanks. Your next opponent is a witch. She lives in this abandoned
place called Speed City.
Travis: A witch?
Sylvia: Travis... Don't die, OK?
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[Travis arrives at Speed City and spots Jeane (the cat). He follows her.
Thunder Ryu is holding off a powerful beam of light.]
Travis: Master!
Thunder Ryu: Stay back! This one's mine, so back off!
[Thunder Ryu spots Jeane (the cat).]
Thunder Ryu: A cat? You frightened me for a second, kitty.
Travis: Master!
[The beam returns and Thunder Ryu is caught off-guard.]
Thunder Ryu: How could I have been so...
Travis: I'm coming master!
Thunder Ryu: Do not interfere! This is a duel! Don't do anything stupid.
Travis: But!
Thunder Ryu: I have nothing left to teach you. Aim for the top. Remember...
Master your katana, and the power will be yours.
[The beam gets stronger and Thunder Ryu is killed.]
Travis: Master!
[Travis screams in agony.]
Speed Buster: Why are all men so freakin' ignorant? They never learn, no matter
how old they get. They never learn.
Travis: You are the 3rd ranked assassin, bitch?
[They talk as Speed Buster's weapon transforms.]
Speed Buster: You were saying, Sonny?
Travis: I asked if you were ranked 3rd.
Speed Buster: What? What did you say?
Travis: I said, are you the 3rd ranked assassin, granny?
Speed Buster: What? Say that again? See, I'm kinda hard of hearing. I can't
hear much these days.
Travis: Are you ranked 3rd?!
Speed Buster: This time I heard you. Yeah, I am. OK... There. It's complete.
That's right! Don't you see? Idiots! All men are. Why should I
even bother killing you? Even if you had nine lives it wouldn't
be enough. I just love losers who don't care for their own lives!
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[The fight begins and ends. Travis cuts a pole down which causes the adjacent
poles to fall down like dominoes on Speed Buster's weapon. Travis runs towards
the weapon and destroys it.]
Speed Buster: Pretty good, boy.
Travis: Damn right. I'm an apprentice of the Master.
Speed Buster: Thunder Ryu... He was a good man, and I hope one day you'll be as
good as he was.
Travis: Count on it.
Speed Buster: A little present for you.
[Speed Buster gives Travis a kiss.]
Speed Buster: Farewell...
Travis: ...And goodnight.
[Travis cuts Speed Buster's head off.]
[Sylvia is waiting with Talbot and Webber.]
Sylvia: Congratulations. You are officially ranked 3rd.
Travis: Only two more to go.
Sylvia: It is really cool how they all die.