voicemail / as a chick hurhurhurpwearecowboysNovember 20 2010, 05:51:29 UTC
Travis, I think you left your message for the wrong person. I haven't heard from you in years, and that's the kind of thing you leave on my phone? I think I lost my hearing in my right ear, thanks! *huffs*
Anyway, no, I'm not gay. I'm married to Tony Stark, didn't you know? Can you believe that? Me, getting married... hah. So, right, um. It's been a while, so we've a lot of catching up to do... but I know you're not like that. So, I'll just hang up now. Hope you're doing all right.
voicemailwearecowboysDecember 5 2010, 11:58:28 UTC
Travis... Forgive your big brother, who was too much of a shitebag to thank you face to face.
You're prob'ly spoutin' off about which one of us popped out first. Point is, there's no honor in getting rescued by my younger, baby brother. So I took it upon myself to proper kill Scott Gardner, Greg Cantrell, and Massimo Bellini.
So now you're officially ranked 5th. And no need to thank me. This makes us even, as far as the rescue goes. You and I still have a score to box off, but that's another subjet entirely. So don't get yourself killed, 'til we have the chance to finish our fight.
*very. long. pause*
And in case you were wondering... I took pictures of the three skangers as souvenirs. You'll just have to drool over 'em, 'cause there's no way you can play through these fights. The game's stuffed full as it is. Pics came out nice though. They'd probably make good wallpaper for your cell.
...Well, I'm out of things to say, so I'll hang up now.
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Anyway, no, I'm not gay. I'm married to Tony Stark, didn't you know? Can you believe that? Me, getting married... hah. So, right, um. It's been a while, so we've a lot of catching up to do... but I know you're not like that. So, I'll just hang up now. Hope you're doing all right.
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You're prob'ly spoutin' off about which one of us popped out first. Point is, there's no honor in getting rescued by my younger, baby brother. So I took it upon myself to proper kill Scott Gardner, Greg Cantrell, and Massimo Bellini.
So now you're officially ranked 5th. And no need to thank me. This makes us even, as far as the rescue goes. You and I still have a score to box off, but that's another subjet entirely. So don't get yourself killed, 'til we have the chance to finish our fight.
*very. long. pause*
And in case you were wondering... I took pictures of the three skangers as souvenirs. You'll just have to drool over 'em, 'cause there's no way you can play through these fights. The game's stuffed full as it is. Pics came out nice though. They'd probably make good wallpaper for your cell.
...Well, I'm out of things to say, so I'll hang up now.
Hm. Long message, isn't it?
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