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There is this hilarious website called "Overheard in New York". People submit things that they overhear in their every day lives, in New York City.
Man: Dude, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
--3rd between 13th & 14th
Overheard by: sascha
Guy: So, I'm on the phone with her last night and the bitch keeps on talking and talking. And I just wanna go to sleep, you know? And she wants to talk. So finally I'm like, "Bitch, stop talking, I wanna go to sleep." And then she starts fucking crying! And I'm like, "Yo bitch, stop fucking crying. I want to sleep!"
--5th & C
Overheard by: Jenya
Woman on cell: Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well fuck you, Eric! I'll see you in court! And you know what else? I ain't even gonna go to the clinic now. So, how you like me now, huh? How you like me now?
--27th & 6th
Overheard by: Sally
Girl on cell: She asked me if I was wearing the Dolce and Gabbana dress and when I said, "Yeah", she said, "Oh my god you're such a label whore!", and I said, "Oh yeah, well at least I'm not a whore whore."
--1st Avenue & 8th Street
Overheard by: Loren
Frat boy: Nice fuckin' hat, you blowjob.
--Bravest on 38th, 2nd Avenue
Overheard by: Dawn
Teen girl: Well, not cool because his dad died, but cool because he got a lot of money.
--7th & B
Overheard by: Sarah Dell'Orto
Guy on cell: Why you buyin' all this shit when you ain't got no money? You ain't got no money to buy shit for yourself!...Why ain't
you spending money on my daughter?...If you just tell me what she
needs...Just tell me what she needs and I...Just. Tell. Me. What.
You. Need. For. Her...Evian bottled water? She drinks distilled tap water at my house! Why can't she drink that at yours?
--7 train
Overheard by: Spooner
Girl #1: I actually showered before I saw you today, aren't you impressed?
Girl #2: Uh, yeah.
Girl #1: Yeah, I had to...I smelled like old sex.
Overheard by: Sasha
Mom: Come here, put on your coat.
Little girl: I don't wanna wear that stupid coat.
Mom: Hey, be nice. Be a good little girl. It's cold as a bitch's ass out here...you need your coat.
Overheard by: Amy
Black woman: Take that bag off your back.
White man: All it takes are two words: "excuse" and "me".
Black woman: I'm not saying nothing to you.
White man: Sorry, I see that you only use your mouth for one thing, and that's sucking dick.
Black woman: You are so rude. Take that back.
White man: Okay, I am sorry. I take it back. You also use your mouth for eating, as seen by the size of your enormous ass.
--4/5 train
I could seriously go on all day!!