A very happy birthday to both Ruud van Nistelrooy and our very own
sonnenbluemchen! Ruud is 33 today, and she is - well, a lady never tells. ;D
To celebrate, have some of our birthday boy!
Meet Ruud.
Part sweet boy...
...part ponce...
...part clueless exhibitionist...
...and quite a large part shameless hoer.
He has lovely hair when it's not being - well, odd.
And, of course, a wonderful smile. Quite an acheivement with a chin as big as that! *snickers*
*nodnod*
*more nodding*
He can sometimes be a bit...
...well, endearingly silly.
He can apparently do magic, for instance.
And pretends to be Michael Jackson during matches.
His 'WTF?' face is quite good, really. And hey, look, we get the double-Dutch version!
He does look very cute when sleepy.
He also loves scoring goals.
Which he celebrates most exuberantly.
Both with his fans...
...and with his boys.
Whom he loves very, very much.
...yeah, he really does.
Oh, and he knows he's all that. Oh yeah.
And finally, probably what you all came for, the PARTIAL-NEKKIDIDITY.
First, arms.
Is it just me, or does he have a generous behind?
The bane of loving footballers, we have to watch them stretching constantly...
And he does like taking off his shirt.
Does it quite a lot, really.
Really a lot.
What, more?
Oh yes.
For goodness's sakes.
Not that we're complaining, of course.
What was I saying?
Oh, right. Happy birthday to both Ruud and
sonnenbluemchen, and many more!!!