Survival Club

[the_paulk]

I’m not one to subscribe to fatalist theories about the end of the Earth. Seeing the news about countless birds and fish spontaneously dying certainly gave me pause. In fact, my friends and I began joking about creating a Survival Club, where we’d take classes every month that would teach us a skill essential to surviving the Apocalypse. You

Comments

[isogen]

the sinister combination of soju, the apocalypse, hunger, and intense horniness makes me crazy like charlie sheen. randy got what was coming to him.

[the_paulk]

That's why you're the regulator.

[winddancer]

I still like the donkey show in Mexico story the best :)

[whyelaborate]

Hahahahaha, this is awesome. If it were real I would join your survival club. :)

[the_paulk]

i just remembered how i met you! hope all is well! (btw posted a similar entry just now :P)

[logan607]

I'm always partial to the armbar myself - glad to see you back, if only for a day.

[ladymandarin]

i love that you keep the tradition going every year. :)

hooray!! and yes, i agree. safety should always be first, be it Armageddon or the Zombipacolypse.