Bench Wars...

[the_pessimist]

So, we were playing a game of IM softball on a beautiful spring day with a bunch of ape juniors. They are the typical IM junkies who could not compete at the college level and so they play all the IM's and take them really seriously. They are idiot kinesiology majors who will go on to teach P.E. at a crappy high school and coach football. But

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wow

[zigman2000]

coolest ebay auction ever.

is that the very same slab of concrete used every single year?

it seems like it would be reduced to dust by now.

[bisonkid18]

man, i wish something like that would happen at the gcu

[that0nekid]

hahaha.

great story.

[grey_eyes_neon]

i wish war was waged at usc for benches too. there's a rumor that they have snipers on tops of the buildings here who shoot you with tranquilizer darts like in jurassic park if you go in the "no bike" zone around the bookstore. yeah...