So my degree just arrived in the mail. I'm officially a college graduate.

Now what?

Good food, a good game of Risk, plenty of good movies, an awesome haircut, and the best company around.

If it gets any better, it'll be phenomenal.

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So I was giving my friend Rich a ride home the other night, when we see a Highway Patrol squad car start to come up behind us an watch the car rather closely. It's 2 in the AM, there was nobody else on the road, and Rich is black.

Me: "He's gonna pull us over"
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So after 4 years, my computer has gone kaput and decided to freeze up every 5 seconds, not recognize the network card, and have the graphics card crap out. All at the same time. I'm certain I could post an amusing photo or something here to sum up what is happening, but all of my amusing material is stored on my previously-mentioned broken ( Read more... )

Damnit, Jack Bauer, don't give up on America!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, my Grandfather:


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I've come to find that I take great pleasure in denying pleasure to other people. This is commonly known as "raining on my parade".

Case in point: My neighbors were having a loud and probably fun party about an hour ago. I got the cops called on them. The party is now over.

I can't stop smiling.

I like how fickle the creative process is. And by "like", I of course mean it is the cause to a never-ending stream of consternation that will end up consuming my very being from the inside-out ( Read more... )