Not Quite A State Funeral

[the_pilchard]

but still a bloody expensive one and we taxpayers are going to have to fork out for it. Dig a hole in a landfill and throw the old bitch in, I say.

Comments

[wobblerlorri]

Aw, c'mon, Pilch, tell us how you really feel...

[the_pilchard]

The language lacks the superlatives to tell you how I really feel.

[boozymatic]

I was honestly hoping for something a bit more, erm, creative from you, good sir.

[the_pilchard]

Well, I'm sure there's plenty I could do to desecrate her raddled remains, but you just can't get your hands on a deceased former prime minister. They won't let you turn her corpse into your puppet to play with. They get touchy about stuff like that.

[minihaha]

I sure wish taxpayers would pay for funerals that fall under my responsibility.

[the_pilchard]

Well they will if you kick the corpse out into the street and deny all knowledge of it.

[lady_kas]

oh shit LOL...you're so sweet