So, I decided to take a career test at the career centre's website, and here are my top 20 career matches based on my interests and personality ( Read more... )

While we were waiting for our class, my mom noticed a rather large woman riding in the ring. She commented on the woman's weight, then added with a laugh "More cushing for the pushin', right Jeff?"

Jeff, who is one of our fellow competitors said "Hell yeah. You just slap that ass and ride the wave in."

I couldn't stop laughing.

Sometimes I think machines know certain things ( Read more... )

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I was sitting there watching TV
Wendy came and sat on my knee
She put a finger in my ear
But I pulled it out so I could hear
What the newsman on the television said
He said the king of rock and roll was dead
And in the spooky television light
He said "Don't ever forget this night"

I was fucking Wendy under the stars
The night that Elvis died
I was fucking ( Read more... )

Dear 1995 Taurus ( Read more... )

Pippi's catheter is finally out.

I have to watch the following movies for the next weeks, ending October 18th ( Read more... )

After a month of planning, it was finally time to meet the other bridesmaids and get measured for dresses.

Friday I left my house at 2:15 to pick up Katie in Peterborough. We leave Peterborough around 3:30, which is what I wanted since I knew that from my place, it would take us a little over an hour to get downtown Toronto.

The ride was quiet, since ( Read more... )

I don't mean to go off on a rant here ( Read more... )