Here's a new one for you, ladies.

Him: I have to go home now.
Me: It's 5 am.
Him: I think my mom is going to divorce my step-dad so I'll have no place to live and have to go live with my dad in the US.
Me: Ok. Bye.
Him: I'll be back in a year.
Me: ... Just get the fuck out.

Um... I is stupid. I can't figure out how to pay my electric bill. There's no bar code to pay at a convenience store. Uh-oh spaghetti-o.

Also, I have a huge, painful lump in the back of my head. Don't make me turn into a Jewish grandmother and make you check it for me.

Does anyone watch Dexter?

( MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR SPOILER ALERT! )

I am fucking sick of this country's inability to cut my goddamn hair. I know my hair is difficult because it's so fine and soft, but you'd think it would be hair styling 101 NOT to cut fine hair a certain way. I showed the hairdresser a picture of Taylor Momsen, whose hair is similar to mine in terms of texture and the guy basically took that as a ( Read more... )

UGH! I have major writer's block. I feel like everything I type is poopy doo doo. I can't even think of a clever way to explain how much poopy doo doo it is.

My subject title is pure sarcasm. I really haven't posted anything about what I'm doing. The people who talk to me know exactly what I'm up to, but for those of you who prefer not to speak with me in real time, here's what you've missed on The Sarah (not silverman) Program ( Read more... )

Yes, I know, I've been really silent on LJ. But I was waiting until my live report on JACK IN THE BOX 2009 SUMMER was ready.

ON PURPLE SKY MAGAZINE.COM BECAUSE I AM AWESOME!!Please comment on there. PLEASE! I really want to see that site getting traffic ( Read more... )

Ok, I know I haven't updated in ages, but I've really had no motivation to. My life isn't terribly exciting. I go to work. Come home. Eat dinner. Fall asleep at 10 pm like a retiree. I try to do fun stuff on the weekend, but that always ends up costing me money, so for the most part I lock myself indoors, crank up (down) the AC, and watch movies. ( Read more... )

Dear Flist,

I love Atsushi. Yes, this is how I'm starting my comeback to LJ. I just love Atsushi. Ask me why.

-S

Listen to this bullshittery: In 2007, I was able to get a cell phone the day I applied for the alien registration card with only the certificate proving I applied. Now in 2009, you need the actual card, which isn't going to be ready until July 6!! I've been dying without a cell phone for three days. How the hell am I supposed to live without ANY ( Read more... )