To: Deadfolks@afterlife.org
From: tptb@afterlife.org
Re: Internal Memo

Alright, listen up. We've been getting a crapload of complaints and ressurection requests lately, and it's got to stop. I know you're all worried about your friends and loved ones, but seriously, there's a reason this is called Afterlife -- it comes -after- life. It's not an ( Read more... )

(( My apologies to the Accounting Department for this being a little late -- it's been hectic up here. ))

SUNNYDALE ADJUSTMENTS
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Buffy: +2 (diligent in her world protecting), -2 (overcaffeinated attacking of innocent stuffed animal in sleep), +1 (not making fun of Giles' bedhead -- much ( Read more... )

...is having to keep track of everything all at once. Bah. It's distracting, I tell you. It's a good thing I have assistants, though honestly, with all the hubub these days I may have to subcontract to some mortal minions for help with the bookkeeping.

Apparently, some creature is out there impersonating thefirstgood as the antithesis of thefirstevil and using lots of ( Read more... )

will be slightly delayed today, as someone has shipped Us a copy of 'Civilization III' and a box of bonbons.

See you tomorrow.

01-11-2003 ( Read more... )

So, the Celestial Temp Placement Agency sent over a new assistant for me today. Honestly, it's not my fault if all of my assistants quit after a day or two and take jobs with other deities. This is a very high stress job ( Read more... )

We would just like to apologize to everyone who might've been a bit put out by the recent Livejournal calamaties, as We are somewhat chagrined to admit it might be Our fault ( Read more... )

This is my very first journal entry and I'm so excited! Gosh! Who knew the Internet would turn out so nifty? I mean, really, the things humans come up with, I'll tell you ( Read more... )