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[the_proletariat]

I was fixing a table at work today when the wrench slipped and my arm ran into the leg of the table. I ended up with a gash on my arm and it started bleeding everywhere. I kept working. I am a dedicated mother fucker.

Now I just need to wait for it to get infected, and I can sue Cici's for $100,000.

I get paid Friday, btw. Kick ass.

Comments

[d00rman]

Awesome, I'd love to see the faces of the people that had massive amounts of blood in their pizza.

[skyler_hawkins]

You can get Workmen's Comp. For that