Letters to The Boy Who Lived
Dear Harry,
Word's gotten around that you've had special, private sessions with Severus Snape.
Where can I sign up for similar sessions with him?
Sincerely,
Hermione ~Mina
Dear Mina,
Believe me, they weren't that special. Much to my great sadness.
I would suggest that if you want to catch his eye request "special" lessons, you might try wearing something low-cut ask for extra homework in potions class, and perhaps a special "project" or two.
TBWL
Harry--
I think I'm in love with you. Don't laugh, I am. What do I do?
Unsigned
Dear Whoever You Are,
I am flattered. Honestly. But as for the answer to your question, I think you should find someone else. I'm really in no position to return those kinds of feelings at the present time. Classes, homework, impending doom, and all. I wish you good luck in finding someone else.
TBWL
That's my advice for this edition of Letters to The Boy Who Lived!
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Word's gotten around that you've had special, private sessions with Severus Snape.
Where can I sign up for similar sessions with him?
Sincerely,
Hermione ~Mina
Dear Mina,
Believe me, they weren't that special. Much to my great sadness.
I would suggest that if you want to catch his eye request "special" lessons, you might try wearing something low-cut ask for extra homework in potions class, and perhaps a special "project" or two.
TBWL
Harry--
I think I'm in love with you. Don't laugh, I am. What do I do?
Unsigned
Dear Whoever You Are,
I am flattered. Honestly. But as for the answer to your question, I think you should find someone else. I'm really in no position to return those kinds of feelings at the present time. Classes, homework, impending doom, and all. I wish you good luck in finding someone else.
TBWL
That's my advice for this edition of Letters to The Boy Who Lived!
Please direct questions to Letters to The Boy Who Lived care of the_quibbler.