lol mostly i'm stalling on my paper
As some of you may know, I got a tooth pulled on Friday(my tooth randomly fell in half while eating mashed potatoes, and the dentist said it just wasn't worth it to try and save the tooth), and they gave me laughing gas. And then left me alone with my phone for an hour.
lol they have me laughing gas...i feel really funny...
11:57 AM Dec 4th from txt
i'm holding onto my phone tight with both hands because i feel like i'm going to drop it.
11:58 AM Dec 4th from txt
maybe i should just drop it anyway. maybe then they'll go away. and take their christmas music with them.
11:59 AM Dec 4th from txt
i thikn im hihggh. i flleuel very sfoofttt
12:07 PM Dec 4th from txt
sarha syas im fuckde up am i fcuked up??.!
12:17 PM Dec 4th from txt
[apparently I texted selectivelyurie something random and she told me "omg you are so fucked up lol"]
it feels super weird when i wiffle my toes
12:17 PM Dec 4th from txt
my phone is wrong. i said wiggle not wiffle. i think. wooooaaahhhh
12:18 PM Dec 4th from txt
STOP TALKING, YOU, YOU'RE MAKING THE HAMMOCK STOP SWINGING. JSUT SHUT UP!
12:21 PM Dec 4th from txt
im a pretty prerty princess and i want sdprrekles goddammit
12:22 PM Dec 4th from txt
-insert gap of about 20 minutes where the actual tooth extraction took place and I did not tweet-
he broked my toof more and now iidts gone. right outta my head. howd he do that?
12:42 PM Dec 4th from txt
my nana looked at her phone and then she laughed at it. what teh fcuk is wrong wwith her
12:46 PM Dec 4th from txt
[i accidentally texted her and she was laughing at my text]
zak said wow! ahahaa
12:49 PM Dec 4th from txt
[after getting the text update for this tweet]
they sayds no tto ruse a straw. but i figurwwsd it out! i can use a spoon!
12:56 PM Dec 4th from txt
i think i have to pee but im not sure
1:03 PM Dec 4th from txt
WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING AT ME?
1:09 PM Dec 4th from txt
lol they have me laughing gas...i feel really funny...
11:57 AM Dec 4th from txt
i'm holding onto my phone tight with both hands because i feel like i'm going to drop it.
11:58 AM Dec 4th from txt
maybe i should just drop it anyway. maybe then they'll go away. and take their christmas music with them.
11:59 AM Dec 4th from txt
i thikn im hihggh. i flleuel very sfoofttt
12:07 PM Dec 4th from txt
sarha syas im fuckde up am i fcuked up??.!
12:17 PM Dec 4th from txt
[apparently I texted selectivelyurie something random and she told me "omg you are so fucked up lol"]
it feels super weird when i wiffle my toes
12:17 PM Dec 4th from txt
my phone is wrong. i said wiggle not wiffle. i think. wooooaaahhhh
12:18 PM Dec 4th from txt
STOP TALKING, YOU, YOU'RE MAKING THE HAMMOCK STOP SWINGING. JSUT SHUT UP!
12:21 PM Dec 4th from txt
im a pretty prerty princess and i want sdprrekles goddammit
12:22 PM Dec 4th from txt
-insert gap of about 20 minutes where the actual tooth extraction took place and I did not tweet-
he broked my toof more and now iidts gone. right outta my head. howd he do that?
12:42 PM Dec 4th from txt
my nana looked at her phone and then she laughed at it. what teh fcuk is wrong wwith her
12:46 PM Dec 4th from txt
[i accidentally texted her and she was laughing at my text]
zak said wow! ahahaa
12:49 PM Dec 4th from txt
[after getting the text update for this tweet]
they sayds no tto ruse a straw. but i figurwwsd it out! i can use a spoon!
12:56 PM Dec 4th from txt
i think i have to pee but im not sure
1:03 PM Dec 4th from txt
WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING AT ME?
1:09 PM Dec 4th from txt