Oh, for pete's sake

[the_rani]

Came out of Lord Rassilon's quarters (turns out that the ancient Gallifreyan technique for intercourse takes five months to complete) only to find that Pandak had returned an lead the Time Lords in an uprising. Rassilon was grabbed and hauled off somewhere or other. I decided to make a strategic withdrawal

Comments

[barbarella69]

What's wrong with tie-dye?

5 months? I like the sound of that.

[drlongscarf]

She said the ancient way to procreate. The new-age way of sex is alot faster but soo much more satisfying. I think that the time of 2 months comes to mind.

[barbarella69]

Two months? *wide smile; purrs* Interesting

You can't possibly keep me occupied for 2 months with scarf tricks, do you have any other tricks in mind?

[drlongscarf]

I've got more tricks than you can ever immagine.

[tegan_lj]

Lovely old git, that Rassilon.

*innocently* Who would tie-dye your wardrobe?