Since there was an open position in the High Council of the Time Lords, I applied ( Read more... )

While the ignoramuses in gallifrey are idle, I have been laying a few plans.

1. Armed with one of yourfutureruler's old keys, I've... borrowed a few pieces of knowledge from the Matrix. Specifically the means to control a TARDIS remotely ( Read more... )

Whipped up a batch of hyper-intelligent dragonflies to spite yourfutureruler. Have given them detailed instructions on dismemberment, shown them a picture of sarahjsmith and dropped them off on Earth. The results should be amusing ( Read more... )

Was forced to regenerate due to unfortunate incident with a steel chair. Fortunately with my superb control of the regenerative process I was able to retain my looks. Some of us can avoid haphazardly changing our appearance willy-nilly.

Am taking time out from my experiments to recover and plot revenge and so on.

Experiments going well. Have managed to raise at least one Miasimian's cranial capacity to the point where it can tie its own shoelaces. I'll have them using cutlery in no time.

sarahjsmith seems to be determined to make a nuisance of herself and appears to be threatening to do violent things with a steel chair. Quite what the Doctor sees in those ( Read more... )

Following my TARDIS refit, I have turned to Miasimia Goria. The Miasimians (or should I call them Gorians? I could never quite decide) welcomed their ruler back with the usual boring parades and so on. And well they should after I cured that sleep plague they suffered a while ago (well, yes, I caused it, but they don't know that ( Read more... )

Spent the last few months overhauling and upgrading TARDIS. Is now sleek and sexy, unlike the Doctor's clunky old portaloo. Still, it shouldn't break down in any hurry.

I see the usual chaos has ensued in my absence. the_brigadier has vanished completely, and ( Read more... )

Huh.

The point being???

Am most depressed. Am, in fact, going to sulk for rest of millenium and work on nervous breakdown. Fricking cat. Cat sick on TARDIS floor. Cat hair in TARDIS controls. I think it got fleas in the upholstery. Head also itches rather worryingly.

Not to mention, fricking plot devices. They never come out in my favour, do they? Do they? Pah ( Read more... )

Oh, for fuck's sake...

I really could use the_brigadier right now to help me sort out these two twerps.

Think I will suggest nearest airlock as most appropriate solution.