Aaaack.

[the_rat_bat]

Here's an email I got from a former (Mormon) classmate of mine:

"Class,

I wouldn't clutter your mail with trivial things, so please give me your attention and I will try to be brief:

The period of public comment on conscience protection for health care providers will end on April 9.  In December 2008, the Department of Health and Human Services

Comments

[postmodernobody]

mormons are the highest rank on the Kook-o-meter.

man have i got a GREAT mormon story
from my photo lab days. it is SCREAMING
to be made into a short film! it would
really put this guys 2 Legit 2 Quit Morale
to the test.

Kari, i smell our next masterpiece.

[syntaxxx]

I got one of these doctors once. He was VISIBLY DISGUSTED when I told him I was sexually active but not married. Then treated me like shit the entire rest of the time, asking me EIGHT times (after he found my giant goiter which he classified as "slightly swollen") if I was on drugs or taking diet pills.

[the_rat_bat]

I wasn't sure this guy would make a great doctor from the get-go EVEN THOUGH he dressed up in full-on Raiden (from Mortal Kombat) gear for Halloween AND did the moves.

[syntaxxx]

just goes to show you even bad people do good things sometimes. Man, the world is so gray. *wishes for more black and more white*

[the_rat_bat]

i know. i was disappointed, but not surprised. this guy is a grade a nutjob. you should have seen the email i sent him :x