What is this "Walking to Places" Stuff?

Aug 08, 2009 17:11

Yeeeeehaw y'all.

I took Jupiter to the dog park today.   I met this woman who proudly told me her dog was a Hungarian Pumi, flown here from some breeder in Missouri.  I said it was a pretty dog.  She said "Thanks.  I wish I could return the compliment to yours."

So I slapped her.

No, I didn't slap her.  I felt like it, but I didn't.  Vermont must be ( Read more... )

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the_rat_bat August 11 2009, 00:39:28 UTC
it's the breakfast of champions.

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syntaxxx August 10 2009, 16:22:48 UTC
I was SO DISAPPOINTED when you hadn't slapped that woman.

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the_rat_bat August 11 2009, 00:39:51 UTC
i was all "listen lady. i'm from the south. i don't ACTUALLY think your dog is cute."

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the_rat_bat August 11 2009, 19:28:04 UTC
then you clearly haven't read the self-indulgent crap i just posted on my so-called "project" blog, upon which i swore to myself that i'd never type a single whiny personal-life LJish word. that worked out well.

i think i lost my writing ability somewhere in the move. maybe i just haven't unpacked it yet.

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