Well, I am now a member of Ravelry!  My username is Das-screibtenkaft.  I'm going to post my one definitive pattern; a coaster.

Doily Coaster

Materials:
1 ball yarn (worsted weight)
size J hook

Instructions:

Rnd 1: Ch 5, 15 trc in 5th ch from hook, join with slst in top of beginning ch.
Rnd 2: Ch 3, dc in same st*, ch 3, [2 dc, ch 3] in each st around, ( Read more... )

 My God!  My eyes!  My brain has been raped!

Man, if this doesn't cause nightmares, I don't know what will!


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There was a storm on the other side of Frenchman's Mountain last night, complete with lightning.  So my dad picked me up and we went out storm-chasing.  We followed it all the way out to Overton Beach, but never caught it.  So we headed back and drove right into a new storm forming over Echo Bay.  I realized, while we were meandering through ( Read more... )

So I finally got around to reading my email a few minutes ago.

I love whoever gave me the 12-month paid subscription!  *does a mini-ballet happy-dance*

I don't know what I did to deserve it, but....I LOVE YOU!!!!

Now that I have your attention:

A MEME!  Which you now MUST complete!

12. Do you wish for something you shouldn't have?
15. Read Manga?
16. Watch anime?
18. Do you ever say uber? 
23. What's your favorite holiday?
24. Have you ever wished upon a star?
25. Do you like storms?
27. Can you cook? 
29. What month is your birthday in? 
31. Black or White?
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1. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen?
The Mummy. Shut UP if you didn't find it scary; that movie traumatized me.  The worst part was, I slept under an unzipped sleeping bag instead of a blanket and my dog liked to burrow under it.

2. What was your favorite Halloween Costume from childhood?
My grandmother dressed me and my mum up as bats one ( Read more... )

1. Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
2. Click random article again; that is your album name.
3. Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.

Band's Name: Shareefa
Album Name: Wesley Grapp

1. JabRef
2. Białogard
3. Mission: Impossible
4. Rhythm of Love
5. 1997 FINA Short Course World ( Read more... )

Eleven somethings piping
Ten ( Read more... )

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
Give her the cold shoulder till she felt bad enough to start crying, then probably get over it at light-speed to console her.

2. What would you do if you didn't share the same feelings as the person who likes you?
Pat them on the head and remind them that I'm the dominant one.

3. Do you ( Read more... )

An old, old friend of mine, Jalissa, called me this morning.  This morning being 2 o-fucking-clock in the am.  I had been in bed for a bloody hour, for Aibaba's sake!

Anyway, Jalissa called me to complain about her girlfriend, who just happens to be my ex-"roommate".  Apparently, Seneschal, Jalissa's girlfriend, has been disappearing for days at a ( Read more... )