Seven Days - part six
Title: Seven Days
Author: Ru_salki99
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Mal/Jayne
Disclaimer: Firefly belongs to Joss.
Summary: The passanger dorms need to be fumigated, so with that comes some reorganising of bunks. Post OIS Pre BDM, Book and Inara have left but Inara will be coming back.
DAY SIX
As Mal slowly but surely woke up he couldn’t help but moan in delight at the sensations running through his body. For some reason it felt like someone was sucking his dick…as realisation dawned on him that someone was in fact sucking his dick, he slowly opened his eyes and looked down to where he saw Jayne lying between his legs, mouth wrapped tightly around him.
Jayne had decided to give Mal an extremely pleasant wake up call and in the process had reduced him to mush. As he used his mouth expertly on Mal, he looked up when he realised that Mal was watching him intently. Keeping eye contact with Jayne, Mal began to thrust upwards in time with Jayne’s sucking. This was definitely the best way to wake up ever!!! It didn’t take long for Jayne to finish Mal off after that and Mal came screaming Jayne’s name.
Once Mal had finally come down from his climax and the little flying stars had gone away he reached down and pulled Jayne up into his embrace. Jayne indulged him in a few light kisses before grinning wildly at him. Mal smiled back whilst looking at him questioningly.
“Happy Birthday!” Jayne’s eyes twinkled as he waited for Mal’s reaction.
“What the?… How did you know?”
“How many times do I have to tell you people, I ain’t as dumb as I look,” Jayne said as he nibbled on Mal’s neck, “I know a lot of things.”
Trying not to lose himself in the pleasure of Jayne’s mouth Mal just managed to say; “Zoe told you, didn’t she?”
Jayne smiled at him, “Well yeah, but I do have superior powers of observation y’know.”
“You eat a dictionary this morning?” Mal joked with him.
“Ha ha,” Jayne made a show of going in a huff and pretending to get up before Mal grabbed him and spun them so that he was on top.
“So, Mr Observation, what other things have you observed?”
“Well, I know that it’s your fortieth today,” Jayne smirked at Mal’s frown.
“Anybody else know?”
“Probably. I think Kaylee might have even baked you a cake with a big 40 on it.”
Mal groaned and hid his face on Jayne’s shoulder. Jayne just laughed at him whilst stroking his back. The vibrations coming from Jayne’s chest when he laughed for some reason turned Mal the hell on (or it could just be Jayne himself) which seemed to make Jayne chuckle even more.
“I also know somethin else, somethin that I know Zoe don’t even know.”
“Do you now? And what exactly would that be?” he looked up curiously.
“That you’re part Spanish.”
Mal just froze. Jayne was right; Zoe didn’t know that about him. No one did. So how the hell did Jayne?
“And seeing as ‘Reynolds’ ain’t a very Spanish name, I’m gonna hazard a guess and say it’s from your Momma’s side.”
“How did you…?”
“You talk in your sleep.”
“I talk about my being part Spanish in my sleep?” Mal asked sceptically.
“No. When you talk well actually it’s more like mumbling, you do it in Spanish. And sometimes when you come you say stuff. It’s kinda funny when you think about it. Thought I was imagining it the first time I heard say ‘oh dear God’ in Spanish. And not just cause I ain’t ever took you for one to talk to God.”
“Huh… now that is weird. But still don’t explain how you know it’s Spanish.”
“Well I guess you need to do a bit of your own detective work then don’t ya,” Jayne just smirked before he once again rolled them so that their positions were changed before he silenced Mal’s protestations with a kiss and ground his now fully aroused diao against him.
Once again, however, they were interrupted by Wash’s cheery voice. Only instead of blabbering on like he usually did, he gave a very colourful rendition of ‘Happy Birthday’ for all to hear before quickly adding at the end that breakfast would be ready soon.
Mal actually took the pillow and hid his face under it.
“Don’t worry, we ain’t gotta go up there just yet,” Jayne said as he removed the pillow from Mal’s face and instead replaced it with soft kisses, “In fact, I plan to keep you down here most of the day if I can.”
“Well, can’t really argue with that now can I?” Mal leered at him before pulling him into another lip locking kiss and soon forgot about breakfast and mischievous crew.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Mal had tried to persuade Jayne to let him surface for lunch, but Jayne had gone to a lot of trouble swapping chores to make sure that they had the day off to spend together so when Mal finally made it to the shower, his attempts at actually showering where hampered by Jayne’s hulking presence beside him. Mal didn’t think he had had so many orgasms in one day. True they had slept for the majority of the afternoon having worn themselves out, but when they both woke up just before dinner, they were once again fully aroused.
As Mal reached over to help himself to some Jayne, Jayne smiled and backed off.
“Save that for later,” Jayne told him as he threw back the sheets and got out of bed.
“What if I don’t want to save it for later?” Mal pouted.
Jayne laughed at him as he pulled his pants up, “Time to get dressed, you got a birthday party to go to.”
“… Did you just smack my ass?” Mal asked as he turned over and sat up quickly at the sharp feeling.
“Damn right I did, and if you plan on gettin’ your revenge…” Jayne put his foot on the bottom of the ladder, “You better come and get me.”
Mal couldn’t believe it. Jayne had just ran away and left him there with the biggest hard on, not to mention he had just smacked him on the ass and that felt kinda nice too which made him even more aroused. And then there’s also the fact that all Jayne was wearing was his combats and a black sleep vest that made him look so gorram hot. He wasn’t even wearing his boots and a bare footed Jayne was a very sexy one. How in the hell was he gonna get through dinner with Jayne looking like that… he would have to exact some revenge. Couldn’t let Jayne have all the fun.
When Mal finally made it to dinner he too was bare footed, wearing an old pair of worn denims from his days back on the ranch. He chose them because they hung to him in all the right places and they also came with a brown leather belt and large silver stallion buckle that drew attention to his crotch. He also had on one of his deep red shirts but he left the shirt tails half hanging out and only a few of the buttons were done up so as to reveal plenty of flesh. His hair was still mussed up from sleep and he had pinched his cheeks a few times to give them a rosy look.
Upon seeing him all of the crew’s jaws hit the floor. All except Jayne of course. His eyes just twinkled at him. He was obviously enjoying this game. So to see if he could knock him off balance at all he walked over to him and stroked his hand through Jayne’s hair and kissing him softly before he sat down. Jayne looked stunned. Good, it worked.
“What ya’ll staring at?” Mal asked the crew as he took his place at the table.
“Uh, nothin just… well didn’t think you two would be sexin so quickly is all,” Wash said as he jumped to the most obvious conclusions after taking in their notable absence throughout the day, current behaviour and state of dress.
“Didn’t think that was any of your business?”
“Shouldn’t you take your time? Get to know each other a bit better?” Simon asked.
“You ever asked how long Wash and Zoe waited before they started sexin?”
Simon shook his head.
“We had sex first,” Zoe told him completely unembarrassed, “Then we started a relationship after we realised we maybe cared about each other a bit more than just sexin. Similar to what I believe Mal and Jayne are doing.”
Simon was unsure what to say to that. Does everyone act like that? It would certainly explain why Kaylee was so frustrated with him all the time. Was he going about things backwards by trying to establish a relationship with her first? Maybe he should talk to Zoe or Wash about it later… or even Kaylee.
“Anyway, ain’t none of you ever seen any of the whores I ever been with the mornin after I sexed ‘em?” Jayne asked them, finally getting his wits about him.
They all nodded and Mal secretly feared where this was going.
“Well what do they all got in common?”
Everyone sat in silence as they tried to figure out what all of Jayne’s whores had in common. It was kind of difficult as he wasn’t a very fussy man and would bed anythin that was still breathing. Everyone was struggling to come up with an answer when suddenly River said;
“They all walk funny.”
Jayne smirked, “Damn right they do. I ain’t never sexed up anyone that’s been able to walk straight the day after.”
Everyone sat in shock for a moment before simultaneously turning to Mal.
“What?” He asked them. No one said anything so he turned to Jayne instead, “And just what makes you think you’re the one that’s gonna be doin the sexin anyhow?”
Again Jayne smirked, “You wanna fuck me Mal, then that’s fine,” he shrugged as he noticed the look of horror, revulsion and curiosity on the other’s faces, “I ain’t got a problem with that. In fact I know I’d enjoy it. But once your done I can promise you one thing.”
Jayne leaned in to whisper in Mal’s ear so that the others couldn’t hear, “Voy al vete a la mierda hasta que le he ordeñado seco.”
Mal gulped and just stared at Jayne as he pulled back and gave another annoying smirk. However before he could retaliate, Kaylee interrupted them from where she stood at the stove.
“Okay, well as much as I enjoy talkin about sex, that’s enough of that at the dinner table,” Everyone silently agreed and Simon went over to help her carry the food over, “We got us a birthday to celebrate.”
Mal groaned and hid his face in his hands. Everyone laughed at him but did wish him happy birthday as they dished out the food.
“So what did Jayne get you?” Kaylee asked.
“Um…”
“So far nothin but some earth shatterin blow jobs,” Jayne told her and the rest of the table, “He’ll get his proper present later.”
Simon silently pushed his plate away from himself. He was no longer very hungry.
“Look, I really don’t want a big celebration. In fact, if I had it my way I wouldn’t be celebratin at all.”
“Well Sir, I figure that’s where you’ve been goin wrong in life. Everybody needs something to look forward to and if you can’t look forward to your birthday what can you look forward to?”
Mal rolled his eyes and smiled at her, “Okay, so what did you and Wash get me then?”
“Well we got you this,” Wash handed over what looked like a very expensive bottle of rum, which happened to be Mal’s favourite drink in the whole ‘verse, “And this,” he handed over a small wrapped package with a big bow on it. When Mal opened it he saw that it was a set of three, black cotton work shirts.
“lǎo mǔ jiǔ!!! Thanks guys, this is great,” he smiled at them.
“Yes well, I expect you to be sharing that bottle with everyone. Not just Jayne,” Zoe told him.
Mal rolled his eyes again as he set about opening his gifts from everyone else. Kaylee had bought him fruit (again hoping he would share it with everyone) and some new work shirts also, but these ones were a light blue colour.
Simon and River had put what money that they had together and bought him a collection of books that they thought he might enjoy and a new dress shirt, this one being of a deep blue faux silk material, with an oriental cut collar… it was similar to the style that Simon would often wear and Mal didn’t think he would get much use out of it, but he was nevertheless grateful for it.
Inara had bought Mal a journal. ‘Captain’s log’ she called it, she had also given him a beautiful writing pen (that he didn’t think he would ever use for fear of breaking it) with his name inscribed on it and yet again a new shirt… they must all have really taken pity on him. This shirt was just a plain white dress shirt to replace the one that Atherton Wing had ripped to shreds.
“I don’t know what to say guys. This is all wonderful, thank you,” Mal thanked them as Jayne took everything but the rum down into the bunk. He had to go get his gift for Mal anyway so might as well make his trip worth it.
“Okay birthday boy, here we go!” Jayne said as he placed a rather large and heavy box on the table… where he had been able to hide somethin like that, Mal had no idea but he was desperate to find out what was inside.
Ripping of the plain brown paper it was wrapped in, Mal was stunned when he saw what was underneath. He just stared at Jayne in disbelief. It was a music disc player. They were extremely rare now a days and extremely expensive.
“Why?” was all he managed to say.
“Well, I hadn’t gotten you anythin and that first night in your bunk when you was pretendin to sleep I noticed you had a whole stack of discs just sittin gatherin dust. So when we made landfall the other day I got you this.”
Mal loved music, but his old player had broken a few years back. Actually it was just before Kaylee came on board. He used to listen to music day and night. Was probably the reason he never heard anythin when Wash and Zoe were hard at it in the bunk next door.
Mal leaned over and kissed Jayne slowly, “Thank you,” he smiled at him before Jayne blushed and quickly turned to explain to Mal about all the special customised bits on it.
No one could quite believe just how thoughtful Jayne’s present had been and just how amazing it was especially when Mal fetched some of his discs from his bunk and put them on for them to listen to whilst they all drank rum and ate birthday cake. The party however only lasted for a few hours before the crew’s newest couple decided it was time to make the party a little more private.
Mal felt bad for leaving so soon, so he allowed them all to keep the discs and disc player in the galley for tonight, but promised punishment by dismemberment if anythin happened to them. Jayne however insisted that they take what was left of the rum with them.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Once in his bunk, Mal went over to put his rum with the rest of his gifts on his desk. He wasn’t surprised when he felt warm arms wrap around his waist and a soft mouth kiss his neck. Smiling, he bent his head to the side so as to give Jayne better access.
“So Captain Reynolds,” Jayne said as he kissed his way up Mal’s jaw and teased the skin just above his belt with his thumbs, “You gonna fuck me?”
“Only if you’re offering,” Mal said as turned round to face Jayne.
“Oh I’m offering,” Jayne assured him.
Mal smiled at him before he leaned up into a soft kiss. They slowly managed to undress each other whilst falling back onto the bed. Mal was on top of Jayne and seemed to be in control of things when suddenly Jayne flipped them over and straddled Mal’s lap.
“I wanna see your face when you’re inside me,” he whispered into Mal’s ear before he leaned over to Mal’s dressing table and picked up the lube he had left there earlier.
He slowly slicked up Mal enjoying the noises and sight of Mal as he worked on him. After a few moments however, he let go to prepare himself. As he was about to slick himself up he had a better idea. Taking Mal’s hand, he covered it in lube and directed it to his entrance. Mal caught on very quick and soon he had his hand pumping in and out of Jayne, hitting his sweet spot every time. As Jayne could feel the pressure in his balls increase, he eased Mal’s hand out of him, momentarily stopping his orgasm. However, Mal was turned on more than ever now, so without preamble, Jayne leaned forward and as he kissed Mal, lowered himself onto his diao.
Mal groaned as he entered Jayne. He was so ruttin tight. He knew he wouldn’t last long, especially with Jayne looking like he did right now. Mal thought he looked similar to what an Ancient Greek God would look like. However, right now he really didn’t have time to ponder that, as Jayne had started moving, thrusting his hips back and forward to create the maximum pleasure for both of them. Mal reached up to take hold of Jayne bouncing cock, but Jayne caught his hand and instead held both his hands to his waist, where he could at least control some of the rhythm.
Mal could feel himself getting closer and closer and he didn’t want to come without Jayne. But Jayne was determined not to let himself go just yet. Accepting his fate Mal gripped onto Jayne’s hips, thrust deeply once more, arched his back and came screaming Jayne’s name.
“Ai ya Jayne, that was el mejor sexo que he tenido siempre.”
Mal opened his eyes at the sound of Jayne chuckling. Looking down he saw Jayne once again perched between his legs only this time he was smiling and placing soft kisses onto Mal’s stomach.
“What?” Mal asked slightly bemused at Jayne’s reaction.
Jayne moved up Mal’s body so that they were face to face. It also allowed Mal to feel Jayne’s still rock hard diao against his hip.
“We ain’t even started yet Mal,” he smiled at him before silencing him with another earth shattering kiss.
Mal was gasping for air when they broke apart. He could feel himself getting hard again. How it was possible after the day they had had, he had no idea but it was still happening.
“You gonna keep your promise Jayne?”
Jayne let his hand wander down between Mal’s legs to play with his balls.
“Oh you bet I am.”
Mal opened his legs wider to allow Jayne better access, whilst he wrapped his arms around Jayne’s large shoulders and pulled him in for another kiss. They remained that way for just a few moments before Jayne grew slightly impatient and withdrew his hand. Instead of heading for Mal’s diao like Mal thought he would, he instead pulled the pillow out from underneath Mal’s head and placed it under Mal’s hips so that he was tilted slightly upwards, allowing Jayne easy access.
Mal was just about to ask Jayne what he was doing, when the big merc moved back down his body, leaving a trail of kisses. Just as Mal once again thought he knew what Jayne was about to do, he was surprised again when Jayne crouched between Mal’s legs, pulled Mal’s knees up so that they were over his shoulder and buried his tongue deep inside Mal.
“Dios querido del oh en cielo,” Mal gasped.
Looking down, Mal made eye contact with Jayne and could tell by the twinkling in those sparkling blue eyes that he was smiling at him. Mal threw his head back as he felt the pleasure flow through him. Jayne was gonna kill him. He was gonna kill him with oral sex. Oral sex and orgasms.
“Jayne…I can’t,” Mal croaked out as he stroked Jayne’s hair.
Jayne seemed to take some pity on him as he only stayed down there for a few minutes more before returning to his face to face position with Mal.
“You okay?” Jayne asked him as he nuzzled into his shoulder.
“Yeah,” Mal panted as he tried to get his breath back, “I just wasn’t expecting that. Kind of threw me.”
Jayne smiled at him and kissed him once more, “You ready for the main act then?” he asked as he reached for the lube.
Mal looked at him doubtfully before answering, “Don’t take this the wrong way but, you’re a big guy and it’s been a while…”
“Don’t worry none about that,” Jayne said as his now lubed up hand starting to venture south, “I got plenty of tricks up my sleeve to relax you.”
Mal breathed in sharply at the sudden coolness of Jayne’s finger against his opening, “You do huh?”
“Yup, you just need distracting is all.”
“And how do you plan on…”
Mal was abruptly cut off as Jayne’s mouth connected with his at the same time as Jayne’s fingers connecting with his prostate. Mal wanted to say and do so much to Jayne but found he really couldn’t move or do anything under the double assault but ride out the pleasurable feelings coursing through his body.
As sudden as it had begun, it stopped. Jayne had withdrawn his hand from Mal and was instead coating himself in lube. He kissed Mal on the nose before kneeling between his legs again and positioning himself at Mal’s entrance. Mal instantly tensed up and Jayne felt it. So he begun stroking Mal’s dripping cock until he could feel him begin to relax again.
“You know, you never did ask me or try very hard to find out how I know Spanish.”
“…What?” Was all Mal could get his mouth to say as he was too lost in the feelings of Jayne’s hand on him.
Noting that Mal was considerably more relaxed, Jayne stopped working on him and lent forward with one hand as he used his other to guide himself into Mal. As he did so though he gave one more statement so that Mal would be distracted away from the pain.
“I used to be a teacher.”
TBC
CHINESE
Diao - penis
lǎo mǔ jiǔ - rum
Ai ya - Damn
SPANISH
Voy al vete a la mierda hasta que le he ordeñado seco - I’m gonna fuck you until I’ve milked you dry
El mejor sexo que he tenido siempre - the best sex I’ve ever had
Dios querido del oh en cielo - Oh dear God in heaven
Author: Ru_salki99
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Mal/Jayne
Disclaimer: Firefly belongs to Joss.
Summary: The passanger dorms need to be fumigated, so with that comes some reorganising of bunks. Post OIS Pre BDM, Book and Inara have left but Inara will be coming back.
DAY SIX
As Mal slowly but surely woke up he couldn’t help but moan in delight at the sensations running through his body. For some reason it felt like someone was sucking his dick…as realisation dawned on him that someone was in fact sucking his dick, he slowly opened his eyes and looked down to where he saw Jayne lying between his legs, mouth wrapped tightly around him.
Jayne had decided to give Mal an extremely pleasant wake up call and in the process had reduced him to mush. As he used his mouth expertly on Mal, he looked up when he realised that Mal was watching him intently. Keeping eye contact with Jayne, Mal began to thrust upwards in time with Jayne’s sucking. This was definitely the best way to wake up ever!!! It didn’t take long for Jayne to finish Mal off after that and Mal came screaming Jayne’s name.
Once Mal had finally come down from his climax and the little flying stars had gone away he reached down and pulled Jayne up into his embrace. Jayne indulged him in a few light kisses before grinning wildly at him. Mal smiled back whilst looking at him questioningly.
“Happy Birthday!” Jayne’s eyes twinkled as he waited for Mal’s reaction.
“What the?… How did you know?”
“How many times do I have to tell you people, I ain’t as dumb as I look,” Jayne said as he nibbled on Mal’s neck, “I know a lot of things.”
Trying not to lose himself in the pleasure of Jayne’s mouth Mal just managed to say; “Zoe told you, didn’t she?”
Jayne smiled at him, “Well yeah, but I do have superior powers of observation y’know.”
“You eat a dictionary this morning?” Mal joked with him.
“Ha ha,” Jayne made a show of going in a huff and pretending to get up before Mal grabbed him and spun them so that he was on top.
“So, Mr Observation, what other things have you observed?”
“Well, I know that it’s your fortieth today,” Jayne smirked at Mal’s frown.
“Anybody else know?”
“Probably. I think Kaylee might have even baked you a cake with a big 40 on it.”
Mal groaned and hid his face on Jayne’s shoulder. Jayne just laughed at him whilst stroking his back. The vibrations coming from Jayne’s chest when he laughed for some reason turned Mal the hell on (or it could just be Jayne himself) which seemed to make Jayne chuckle even more.
“I also know somethin else, somethin that I know Zoe don’t even know.”
“Do you now? And what exactly would that be?” he looked up curiously.
“That you’re part Spanish.”
Mal just froze. Jayne was right; Zoe didn’t know that about him. No one did. So how the hell did Jayne?
“And seeing as ‘Reynolds’ ain’t a very Spanish name, I’m gonna hazard a guess and say it’s from your Momma’s side.”
“How did you…?”
“You talk in your sleep.”
“I talk about my being part Spanish in my sleep?” Mal asked sceptically.
“No. When you talk well actually it’s more like mumbling, you do it in Spanish. And sometimes when you come you say stuff. It’s kinda funny when you think about it. Thought I was imagining it the first time I heard say ‘oh dear God’ in Spanish. And not just cause I ain’t ever took you for one to talk to God.”
“Huh… now that is weird. But still don’t explain how you know it’s Spanish.”
“Well I guess you need to do a bit of your own detective work then don’t ya,” Jayne just smirked before he once again rolled them so that their positions were changed before he silenced Mal’s protestations with a kiss and ground his now fully aroused diao against him.
Once again, however, they were interrupted by Wash’s cheery voice. Only instead of blabbering on like he usually did, he gave a very colourful rendition of ‘Happy Birthday’ for all to hear before quickly adding at the end that breakfast would be ready soon.
Mal actually took the pillow and hid his face under it.
“Don’t worry, we ain’t gotta go up there just yet,” Jayne said as he removed the pillow from Mal’s face and instead replaced it with soft kisses, “In fact, I plan to keep you down here most of the day if I can.”
“Well, can’t really argue with that now can I?” Mal leered at him before pulling him into another lip locking kiss and soon forgot about breakfast and mischievous crew.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Mal had tried to persuade Jayne to let him surface for lunch, but Jayne had gone to a lot of trouble swapping chores to make sure that they had the day off to spend together so when Mal finally made it to the shower, his attempts at actually showering where hampered by Jayne’s hulking presence beside him. Mal didn’t think he had had so many orgasms in one day. True they had slept for the majority of the afternoon having worn themselves out, but when they both woke up just before dinner, they were once again fully aroused.
As Mal reached over to help himself to some Jayne, Jayne smiled and backed off.
“Save that for later,” Jayne told him as he threw back the sheets and got out of bed.
“What if I don’t want to save it for later?” Mal pouted.
Jayne laughed at him as he pulled his pants up, “Time to get dressed, you got a birthday party to go to.”
“… Did you just smack my ass?” Mal asked as he turned over and sat up quickly at the sharp feeling.
“Damn right I did, and if you plan on gettin’ your revenge…” Jayne put his foot on the bottom of the ladder, “You better come and get me.”
Mal couldn’t believe it. Jayne had just ran away and left him there with the biggest hard on, not to mention he had just smacked him on the ass and that felt kinda nice too which made him even more aroused. And then there’s also the fact that all Jayne was wearing was his combats and a black sleep vest that made him look so gorram hot. He wasn’t even wearing his boots and a bare footed Jayne was a very sexy one. How in the hell was he gonna get through dinner with Jayne looking like that… he would have to exact some revenge. Couldn’t let Jayne have all the fun.
When Mal finally made it to dinner he too was bare footed, wearing an old pair of worn denims from his days back on the ranch. He chose them because they hung to him in all the right places and they also came with a brown leather belt and large silver stallion buckle that drew attention to his crotch. He also had on one of his deep red shirts but he left the shirt tails half hanging out and only a few of the buttons were done up so as to reveal plenty of flesh. His hair was still mussed up from sleep and he had pinched his cheeks a few times to give them a rosy look.
Upon seeing him all of the crew’s jaws hit the floor. All except Jayne of course. His eyes just twinkled at him. He was obviously enjoying this game. So to see if he could knock him off balance at all he walked over to him and stroked his hand through Jayne’s hair and kissing him softly before he sat down. Jayne looked stunned. Good, it worked.
“What ya’ll staring at?” Mal asked the crew as he took his place at the table.
“Uh, nothin just… well didn’t think you two would be sexin so quickly is all,” Wash said as he jumped to the most obvious conclusions after taking in their notable absence throughout the day, current behaviour and state of dress.
“Didn’t think that was any of your business?”
“Shouldn’t you take your time? Get to know each other a bit better?” Simon asked.
“You ever asked how long Wash and Zoe waited before they started sexin?”
Simon shook his head.
“We had sex first,” Zoe told him completely unembarrassed, “Then we started a relationship after we realised we maybe cared about each other a bit more than just sexin. Similar to what I believe Mal and Jayne are doing.”
Simon was unsure what to say to that. Does everyone act like that? It would certainly explain why Kaylee was so frustrated with him all the time. Was he going about things backwards by trying to establish a relationship with her first? Maybe he should talk to Zoe or Wash about it later… or even Kaylee.
“Anyway, ain’t none of you ever seen any of the whores I ever been with the mornin after I sexed ‘em?” Jayne asked them, finally getting his wits about him.
They all nodded and Mal secretly feared where this was going.
“Well what do they all got in common?”
Everyone sat in silence as they tried to figure out what all of Jayne’s whores had in common. It was kind of difficult as he wasn’t a very fussy man and would bed anythin that was still breathing. Everyone was struggling to come up with an answer when suddenly River said;
“They all walk funny.”
Jayne smirked, “Damn right they do. I ain’t never sexed up anyone that’s been able to walk straight the day after.”
Everyone sat in shock for a moment before simultaneously turning to Mal.
“What?” He asked them. No one said anything so he turned to Jayne instead, “And just what makes you think you’re the one that’s gonna be doin the sexin anyhow?”
Again Jayne smirked, “You wanna fuck me Mal, then that’s fine,” he shrugged as he noticed the look of horror, revulsion and curiosity on the other’s faces, “I ain’t got a problem with that. In fact I know I’d enjoy it. But once your done I can promise you one thing.”
Jayne leaned in to whisper in Mal’s ear so that the others couldn’t hear, “Voy al vete a la mierda hasta que le he ordeñado seco.”
Mal gulped and just stared at Jayne as he pulled back and gave another annoying smirk. However before he could retaliate, Kaylee interrupted them from where she stood at the stove.
“Okay, well as much as I enjoy talkin about sex, that’s enough of that at the dinner table,” Everyone silently agreed and Simon went over to help her carry the food over, “We got us a birthday to celebrate.”
Mal groaned and hid his face in his hands. Everyone laughed at him but did wish him happy birthday as they dished out the food.
“So what did Jayne get you?” Kaylee asked.
“Um…”
“So far nothin but some earth shatterin blow jobs,” Jayne told her and the rest of the table, “He’ll get his proper present later.”
Simon silently pushed his plate away from himself. He was no longer very hungry.
“Look, I really don’t want a big celebration. In fact, if I had it my way I wouldn’t be celebratin at all.”
“Well Sir, I figure that’s where you’ve been goin wrong in life. Everybody needs something to look forward to and if you can’t look forward to your birthday what can you look forward to?”
Mal rolled his eyes and smiled at her, “Okay, so what did you and Wash get me then?”
“Well we got you this,” Wash handed over what looked like a very expensive bottle of rum, which happened to be Mal’s favourite drink in the whole ‘verse, “And this,” he handed over a small wrapped package with a big bow on it. When Mal opened it he saw that it was a set of three, black cotton work shirts.
“lǎo mǔ jiǔ!!! Thanks guys, this is great,” he smiled at them.
“Yes well, I expect you to be sharing that bottle with everyone. Not just Jayne,” Zoe told him.
Mal rolled his eyes again as he set about opening his gifts from everyone else. Kaylee had bought him fruit (again hoping he would share it with everyone) and some new work shirts also, but these ones were a light blue colour.
Simon and River had put what money that they had together and bought him a collection of books that they thought he might enjoy and a new dress shirt, this one being of a deep blue faux silk material, with an oriental cut collar… it was similar to the style that Simon would often wear and Mal didn’t think he would get much use out of it, but he was nevertheless grateful for it.
Inara had bought Mal a journal. ‘Captain’s log’ she called it, she had also given him a beautiful writing pen (that he didn’t think he would ever use for fear of breaking it) with his name inscribed on it and yet again a new shirt… they must all have really taken pity on him. This shirt was just a plain white dress shirt to replace the one that Atherton Wing had ripped to shreds.
“I don’t know what to say guys. This is all wonderful, thank you,” Mal thanked them as Jayne took everything but the rum down into the bunk. He had to go get his gift for Mal anyway so might as well make his trip worth it.
“Okay birthday boy, here we go!” Jayne said as he placed a rather large and heavy box on the table… where he had been able to hide somethin like that, Mal had no idea but he was desperate to find out what was inside.
Ripping of the plain brown paper it was wrapped in, Mal was stunned when he saw what was underneath. He just stared at Jayne in disbelief. It was a music disc player. They were extremely rare now a days and extremely expensive.
“Why?” was all he managed to say.
“Well, I hadn’t gotten you anythin and that first night in your bunk when you was pretendin to sleep I noticed you had a whole stack of discs just sittin gatherin dust. So when we made landfall the other day I got you this.”
Mal loved music, but his old player had broken a few years back. Actually it was just before Kaylee came on board. He used to listen to music day and night. Was probably the reason he never heard anythin when Wash and Zoe were hard at it in the bunk next door.
Mal leaned over and kissed Jayne slowly, “Thank you,” he smiled at him before Jayne blushed and quickly turned to explain to Mal about all the special customised bits on it.
No one could quite believe just how thoughtful Jayne’s present had been and just how amazing it was especially when Mal fetched some of his discs from his bunk and put them on for them to listen to whilst they all drank rum and ate birthday cake. The party however only lasted for a few hours before the crew’s newest couple decided it was time to make the party a little more private.
Mal felt bad for leaving so soon, so he allowed them all to keep the discs and disc player in the galley for tonight, but promised punishment by dismemberment if anythin happened to them. Jayne however insisted that they take what was left of the rum with them.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Once in his bunk, Mal went over to put his rum with the rest of his gifts on his desk. He wasn’t surprised when he felt warm arms wrap around his waist and a soft mouth kiss his neck. Smiling, he bent his head to the side so as to give Jayne better access.
“So Captain Reynolds,” Jayne said as he kissed his way up Mal’s jaw and teased the skin just above his belt with his thumbs, “You gonna fuck me?”
“Only if you’re offering,” Mal said as turned round to face Jayne.
“Oh I’m offering,” Jayne assured him.
Mal smiled at him before he leaned up into a soft kiss. They slowly managed to undress each other whilst falling back onto the bed. Mal was on top of Jayne and seemed to be in control of things when suddenly Jayne flipped them over and straddled Mal’s lap.
“I wanna see your face when you’re inside me,” he whispered into Mal’s ear before he leaned over to Mal’s dressing table and picked up the lube he had left there earlier.
He slowly slicked up Mal enjoying the noises and sight of Mal as he worked on him. After a few moments however, he let go to prepare himself. As he was about to slick himself up he had a better idea. Taking Mal’s hand, he covered it in lube and directed it to his entrance. Mal caught on very quick and soon he had his hand pumping in and out of Jayne, hitting his sweet spot every time. As Jayne could feel the pressure in his balls increase, he eased Mal’s hand out of him, momentarily stopping his orgasm. However, Mal was turned on more than ever now, so without preamble, Jayne leaned forward and as he kissed Mal, lowered himself onto his diao.
Mal groaned as he entered Jayne. He was so ruttin tight. He knew he wouldn’t last long, especially with Jayne looking like he did right now. Mal thought he looked similar to what an Ancient Greek God would look like. However, right now he really didn’t have time to ponder that, as Jayne had started moving, thrusting his hips back and forward to create the maximum pleasure for both of them. Mal reached up to take hold of Jayne bouncing cock, but Jayne caught his hand and instead held both his hands to his waist, where he could at least control some of the rhythm.
Mal could feel himself getting closer and closer and he didn’t want to come without Jayne. But Jayne was determined not to let himself go just yet. Accepting his fate Mal gripped onto Jayne’s hips, thrust deeply once more, arched his back and came screaming Jayne’s name.
“Ai ya Jayne, that was el mejor sexo que he tenido siempre.”
Mal opened his eyes at the sound of Jayne chuckling. Looking down he saw Jayne once again perched between his legs only this time he was smiling and placing soft kisses onto Mal’s stomach.
“What?” Mal asked slightly bemused at Jayne’s reaction.
Jayne moved up Mal’s body so that they were face to face. It also allowed Mal to feel Jayne’s still rock hard diao against his hip.
“We ain’t even started yet Mal,” he smiled at him before silencing him with another earth shattering kiss.
Mal was gasping for air when they broke apart. He could feel himself getting hard again. How it was possible after the day they had had, he had no idea but it was still happening.
“You gonna keep your promise Jayne?”
Jayne let his hand wander down between Mal’s legs to play with his balls.
“Oh you bet I am.”
Mal opened his legs wider to allow Jayne better access, whilst he wrapped his arms around Jayne’s large shoulders and pulled him in for another kiss. They remained that way for just a few moments before Jayne grew slightly impatient and withdrew his hand. Instead of heading for Mal’s diao like Mal thought he would, he instead pulled the pillow out from underneath Mal’s head and placed it under Mal’s hips so that he was tilted slightly upwards, allowing Jayne easy access.
Mal was just about to ask Jayne what he was doing, when the big merc moved back down his body, leaving a trail of kisses. Just as Mal once again thought he knew what Jayne was about to do, he was surprised again when Jayne crouched between Mal’s legs, pulled Mal’s knees up so that they were over his shoulder and buried his tongue deep inside Mal.
“Dios querido del oh en cielo,” Mal gasped.
Looking down, Mal made eye contact with Jayne and could tell by the twinkling in those sparkling blue eyes that he was smiling at him. Mal threw his head back as he felt the pleasure flow through him. Jayne was gonna kill him. He was gonna kill him with oral sex. Oral sex and orgasms.
“Jayne…I can’t,” Mal croaked out as he stroked Jayne’s hair.
Jayne seemed to take some pity on him as he only stayed down there for a few minutes more before returning to his face to face position with Mal.
“You okay?” Jayne asked him as he nuzzled into his shoulder.
“Yeah,” Mal panted as he tried to get his breath back, “I just wasn’t expecting that. Kind of threw me.”
Jayne smiled at him and kissed him once more, “You ready for the main act then?” he asked as he reached for the lube.
Mal looked at him doubtfully before answering, “Don’t take this the wrong way but, you’re a big guy and it’s been a while…”
“Don’t worry none about that,” Jayne said as his now lubed up hand starting to venture south, “I got plenty of tricks up my sleeve to relax you.”
Mal breathed in sharply at the sudden coolness of Jayne’s finger against his opening, “You do huh?”
“Yup, you just need distracting is all.”
“And how do you plan on…”
Mal was abruptly cut off as Jayne’s mouth connected with his at the same time as Jayne’s fingers connecting with his prostate. Mal wanted to say and do so much to Jayne but found he really couldn’t move or do anything under the double assault but ride out the pleasurable feelings coursing through his body.
As sudden as it had begun, it stopped. Jayne had withdrawn his hand from Mal and was instead coating himself in lube. He kissed Mal on the nose before kneeling between his legs again and positioning himself at Mal’s entrance. Mal instantly tensed up and Jayne felt it. So he begun stroking Mal’s dripping cock until he could feel him begin to relax again.
“You know, you never did ask me or try very hard to find out how I know Spanish.”
“…What?” Was all Mal could get his mouth to say as he was too lost in the feelings of Jayne’s hand on him.
Noting that Mal was considerably more relaxed, Jayne stopped working on him and lent forward with one hand as he used his other to guide himself into Mal. As he did so though he gave one more statement so that Mal would be distracted away from the pain.
“I used to be a teacher.”
TBC
CHINESE
Diao - penis
lǎo mǔ jiǔ - rum
Ai ya - Damn
SPANISH
Voy al vete a la mierda hasta que le he ordeñado seco - I’m gonna fuck you until I’ve milked you dry
El mejor sexo que he tenido siempre - the best sex I’ve ever had
Dios querido del oh en cielo - Oh dear God in heaven