Well, there are no immediate plans there, with the just having moved and all. But I've got family in Mount Vernon, remember, so I'm sure I'll be back. Zach and I do both miss everybody!
I was beginning to suspect that the Ashley spoken of in Zach's post was a figment of his imagination. I'm glad.... wait....what does aten't mean? OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I am Edmund Zombie,” says Edmund Zombie to Emily Martthug.
“You appear to be dead.”
“I am.”
“Was the name awkward,” Emily asks, “when you were alive?”
Edmund Zombie looks impassively at her.
“You’re not allowed to be on this property,” Emily says. “You’re trespassing.”
“I am not bound by your mortal law,” Edmund Zombie says. “I obey a higher ethical principle. One measures a zombie’s worth not by statutes but by brain-eating.”
“How is one to tell which moral code is superior?”
“Empirically; I will eat your brain.” -Hitherby Dragons, by Rebecca Sean Borgstrom
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Now when is the next time I'm ever going to see you? Can that answer be NEVER? Please make it not.
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“You appear to be dead.”
“I am.”
“Was the name awkward,” Emily asks, “when you were alive?”
Edmund Zombie looks impassively at her.
“You’re not allowed to be on this property,” Emily says. “You’re trespassing.”
“I am not bound by your mortal law,” Edmund Zombie says. “I obey a higher ethical principle. One measures a zombie’s worth not by statutes but by brain-eating.”
“How is one to tell which moral code is superior?”
“Empirically; I will eat your brain.”
-Hitherby Dragons, by Rebecca Sean Borgstrom
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