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Red Robot did not make up joke. Red Robot is ashamed that it has lost the funny.
ROBOT WALKS INTO A BAR
ORDERS A DRINK
ROBOT LAYS DOWN A BILL
BARTENDER SAYS "hey, we don't serve robots"
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WARNING ROBOT HALLOWEEN IS HELD ON OCTOBER 29TH FOR SOME REASON
I do not know I am bored, do you know? I appologize for being bored. I do not know. Sometimes I think about things and then I think I am stupid but I think I should not think that do you know? I am sorry I should stop appologizing. This unit can not even spell the hu_man words correctly I am sorry do you know? Please forgive me for this is my ( Read more... ) -
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We do not have the technology for updating. It has been many hu_man months since I have updated the UpdateJournal.com
Red Robot has toomuchoil inhead-case forupdate good bye. here is picture instead.
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I HAVE CREATED RED ROBOT SMILIE: [O O] IT WILL DESTROY ALL OTHER SMILIES
ALERT: Please view this unit's completed Tardbusting article at Tardbusters internet website. It is glorious and contains Juggalos. I will reveal surprise ending: JUGGALOS BECOME CRUSHED! Directions now how to read article ( Read more... ) -
INTERESRING FACT: ROBOTS DO NOT POSESS LUNGS. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR A ROBOT TO DROWN.
Having as much free time as a killer robot does in the summer time (it is slow season for some reason), this unit has taken it apon himself to steal copywrited hu-man material and change it so it is no longer stupid.
Today I have stolen Where's Waldo picture and changed it for the better. Now presenting ( Read more... )
