take your sharpened stick artillery your explosives and your nails, meet at keith soccerfield and we will take this fucking country by their cat tails, and cut them offf! MOTHAFUCKAHZZZ! WELL TAKE THEYZ MONAYZ AND BUY ISLANDS IN THE SUN< LOOT CANDY STORES AND TAKE AALL THEIR BEANS OF JELLY!!! woah man im toasted!

hail atlantis!

rabbits dine finer than i do.

lifes one big mindfuck. Fuck life as it is, lets distort it until she looks like a fucking picasso painting.

your parents are out to get you, kill them. take that french fucking knife you always see your mother with in the kitchen dicing her little carrots or celery up, and you show her some fucking dicing!

kick out his fucking tail lights and smash his windshield in. cut his fuel line, and kiss me with your lizard lips.

"if i were a dog my tail wouldn't wag, fuck this man yo' schools a drag"

i was just kidding.

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