Happy B-Day, Katie ( Read more... )

Well, I e-mailed the R-Man himself, known to us as none other than Ralph Bakshi concerning the DVD release of the 1977 classic Wizards. Enjoy ( Read more... )

One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
Three, four, better lock your door.
Five, six, grab your crucifix.
Seven, eight, better stay up late.
Nine, ten, never sleep again.

Wow those movies crack me up but are really good in some weird way.

Mike, Cootie, Bob, Kathy, and Shelly are sitting on the living room couch in a heated debate while watching Cheers. Bob is not paying attention to any of it and just sits watching ( Read more... )

Oh, and for the record everyone, the entry about the junior high girls was a joke. I'd never do anything like that and neither would Pat.

I had an awesome night. Me and Pat decided to celebrate out singleness so we called two of my friends from junior high and fucked them hardcore. They didn't understand our humour though, Pat kept saying stuff like "woah mama" and we kept laughing and they looked at us funny but it was okay. They kept wanting to switch off, cause Pat liked doggy ( Read more... )

I FOUND IT!!! THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY THE 13TH PART III SCRIPT!!! for your viewing pleasure, I will be copying the infamous "Being a nothing" scene dictated by Shelly and all his genius. This is the best moment in the whole series ( Read more... )

unfortunately all I've learned from recent events (but not due to these events) that life's a bitch and will suck repeatedly. Good things are always taken from me so quickly. To most people, I'm just a fucking joke anyway. No one can take me seriously even when I'm being serious. I just feel like everyone's bitch. Well, I've had it. I just don't ( Read more... )

Ugh... I must be strong I must be strong I must be strong I must be strong I must be strong I must be strong.

I did the right thing, didn't I? If so, I wish I didn't regret it so much.

Wish me luck, people, I'm going to be free and happy in 15 minutes.