Much has been said of the strumpets of yore

[the_roofdog]

An American remake of the Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage ? It goes without saying that this sounds great dreadful, but the wikipedia description of it is great great :

Remake differencesWhile the original film was set in Scotland, the remake takes place in America on a small island off the coast of Maine (though filming actually took place in

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I'm covered in BEES!

[katstevens]

You just made me snort out loud in the office.

[celentari]

Don't. Get. Me. Started.

[celentari]

Ok, having asked around I can reveal that the women on the island keep bees in order to make massive amounts of honey. Because all women make honey as a gesture of patriarchal defiance. Ties it all together so neatly doesn't it?

[the_roofdog]

Why don't they just call it something else ?

Bees On An Island, or summink.

[katstevens]

But there's so much scope for a sequel!

The Wicker Man 2: I'm Covered In Cheese
Nic Cage ventures to a strangely familiar island, but this time it's full of lady cheesemongers HELL BENT on revenge...

I bet he'll escape at the end and everything.

[atommickbrane]

THe Wicker Egg Three-wee like wee like a bird's wee: HE CRIED EGG.

[bengraham]

Remakes of classic films are NEVER justified, but in this case, everyone involved with the project (right down to the bloke who fetched Nicholas Cage's cappuccino from Starbucks every morning) deserves to be EATEN BY KILLER SQUIRRELS.