A Lion once fell in love with a beautiful maiden and proposed marriage to her parents. The old people did not know what to say. They did not like to give their daughter to the Lion, yet they did not wish to enrage the King of Beasts. At last the father said: "We feel highly honoured by your Majesty's proposal, but you see our daughter is a tender ( Read more... )

I think Doug is mad at me for being such a hermit lately. He still has my John Lithgow cd, too... Oh well. I'll make it up to him as soon as the bum checks his fuckin' email ( Read more... )

Yeah... My proficiency test didn't go through, as I suspected. So I got sent ANOTHER one, only THIS time is was for Excel. Yaaay, shit I learned years ago ( Read more... )

Orgasmic fries is where it's at.

(I hate my job)
Hi, this is [Rummy] again, regarding an online application with the new WinOffice proficiency test.

I was just checking up on it's status and to make sure that everything went through alright. After installing Java for this system and completing the test, the window redirected to a 404. I wanted to ( Read more... )

When she was still working, my mom was a maid. Not one of those uniform-wearing living wet dreams, but a real maid. She used to take me out of school sometimes when one of her clients were having a party or banquet, which meant that especially around the winter months I got days off to wander around musty old houses with her, or to help decorate ( Read more... )

Durr. Hollow ignorance below the cut.

Still not gonna talk about "The Incident", but bleh. Oh well. I might be a 911 operator though! Yee. For Greene County (Spfld) so huzzah, nutterfuckas.
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I don't feel like slamming my head into the keyboard again. Here's some Hollw shite instead ( Read more... )

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BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Saddam Hussein struggled briefly after American military guards handed him over to Iraqi executioners. But as his final moments approached, he grew calm. He clutched a Quran as he was led to the gallows, and in one final moment of defiance, refused to have a hood pulled over his head before facing the same fate he was accused ( Read more... )

In the year 2007 I resolve to:
Eat at least 2 pigeons a week.

Get your resolution here.