still freezing

[the_salazar]

Warmest spot in the world is 'round the Idiot's throat.

Merlin, if you don't find a cure for this soon, I'll BITE you.

Comments

[nomortalfather]

I'm working as quickly as I can, I've contracted it as well, so you'll just have to wait for me to work at a reasonable pace, Salazer. You COULD help, you know.

[the_salazar]

You're the mentor, you fix it. I'm staying where it's warm.

[nomortalfather]

I told you, I'm working on it. Don't make me hex you into a woman, Salazar.

[the_salazar]

YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!!!!!!!!!!

[downwardsaunter]

Bite him anyway. It's the only way they learn.

[the_salazar]

if I bite him, he'll give me breasts *shudder*

[downwardsaunter]

.......

As a snake?

[the_salazar]

He suppresses my magic so I can't shift. It's DREADFUL.

[the_godric]

We could try coupling.

[the_salazar]

GODRIC!!!