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Okay, first of all, I'll start by telling everyone who I am. My name is Matthew Jebediah Turner. I am twenty-three years old, and I suppose this is more like the story of my life than anything. Please forgive me if I make a lot of spelling errors, because I am nervous and my hands are shaking.

I never had an easy life. When I was born, my parents ( Read more... )

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You Are 80% Weird
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Now don't get me wrong, I'm not going to make fun of Michael Jackson here, nor am I going to laugh at this joke or expect anyone else here to find it funny. I'm just telling you what is is because it is sickening and makes me want to go slaughter something... (preferably cute, pink, and fluffy) Anyways, It really ticks me off when I hear people ( Read more... )

Advanced Big 30 Personality Test Results
Sociability ||| 6% Aggressiveness ||| 1% Assertiveness ||| 7% Activity Level ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 92% Excitement-Seeking ||| 1% Enthusiasm ||| 8% Extroversion |||||| 19% Trust ||| 6% Morality |||||||||||||||||||||||| 75% Altruism |||||||||||| 31% Cooperation |||||| 12% ( Read more... )

Look at what some black guy said about me when I mentioned I was gay! XD I let him have it after he said it, but it was too damn funny to not put it somewhere ( Read more... )

Five things I cant live without ( Read more... )

When I said yes I feel lucky

Your Fortune Is
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