The next time you are having a bad day imagine this:
You're a siamese twin
Your brother, attached at the shoulder is gay
You are not gay
He has a date coming over tonite
You only have one ass.

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Got this link from a friend.... its fucking hilarious!

http://www.toccionline.kizash.com/movies/d.r.a.f.t./

OK the latest news......cause I told everyone I only update when something new happens.

Well it is new in fact brand new

The 2006 Dodge Charger R/T in pearlescent black.

Thats right its new and its all mine.

Here are the pictures but you have to see it in person to really appreiciate the pearl in the black.

Ok fuck all the critics, I'm gonna sum it up in one sentence, and it won't even be in proper grammatical format ( Read more... )

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

Your Deadly Sins

Wrath: 100%

Greed: 40%

Pride: 40%

Sloth: 40%

Envy: 0%

Gluttony: 0%

Lust: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 31%

You will die, but first you will turn into an evil robot.

How Sinful Are You?

Well nothing much new on my side of the force. Renee and I will have been together for one month tomorrow. She says she's suprised I haven't dumped her yet. Silly girl, she's the one thats gonna get sick of my uber nerd/geek/freek tendencies ( Read more... )

Well tonight was my first game of hockey in like 7 or 8 years and I'm not as shitty as I thought I'd be. Got 2 assists and a few shot on goal. Its a little different running around and not being on skates, alot more work. But I feel great even after stopping a slap shot with my pelvis and another one with my belly right above the belt line. I'm ( Read more... )

Well not much more new with me than most of you already know. I have a new girlfriend never would have imagined in a million years that this would happen. I hate my job but thats ok casue i'm winning the lotto on tuesday and quiting my job investing the money and living off the intrest for the rest of my life.... well after i blow a shit load of it ( Read more... )