You ever realize how showers are always better when you haven't been able to have one for 4 days? It's true.

P.S. The water company sucks ass

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I feel the flood behind my eyes
The waters churn like a sea of tourmented souls
I anticipate the release
I wait...

Nothing comes
Nothing ever comes

I just don't even know anymore.

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I've decided to put my virginity up for auction please reply here on send me a message on myspace (email address is plebeianavatar@yahoo.com) or email me with bid. Valid bids are money, services, promises of love, descriptions of acts to be done during the act, or material possessions. Thanks

Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

>Hello & welcome to the exciting world of Master Jowens' told by Miss Svetlana Stalin. In case you're living under a rock Master Jowens has moved into a new house where he is currently making noises with some thrumpet in my ear... If you ask me it kind of sounds like a whale mating call. Hee. He didn't give me something to write about in here so I' ( Read more... )