MGO TDM UPDATE
Rank: 338
Total players in North America: 46,566
Percentile: 99.3%

Good grief!!!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=W611l-sel28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAwmmyZOYmQ

[This is mostly for Jason and Bob]

Ender Wiggin, that's my name on MGO.  This is what happened tonight as well as a lesson in how to handle an ambush.  One thing you need to know going in is that in MGO, shooting a teammate digitally locks your weapon temporarily (maybe six seconds) both as a safety measure and punishment.

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The Solid Snake (3:49:07 AM): dude, in MGO TDM, im ranked 779th out of 40138 players. im telling everyone

Unbelievable!  That's the 98th percentile, son.  Here's your haiku:

Metal Gear Online...
I'm the best in Team Deathmatch.
Or, eight-hundredth best.

EDIT: Now 631 out of 41835!

How did I get home?
Hangovers hinder my wit
In syllabic form

Essays eat my soul.
I've written twenty pages.
Only...seven...left...

Got a new toothbrush.
It feels so good on my gums.
My life fucking rocks!

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Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
70%
Robin
60%
Superman
60%
Supergirl
58%
Wonder Woman
53%
Catwoman
50%
Iron Man
50%
Hulk
45%
Green Lantern
40%
The Flash
40%
Batman
35%

You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.


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I have a job interview at Trader Joe's in Orange. Tomorrow at noon. This is a declaration to everyone as well as a reminder to myself.