A heater fell on my head this morning...

[the_sorch]

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Are your pupils dilated?

[anonymous]

Or are your eyes foggy-looking? It's something to do with your eyes!!! Oh, Christ. And now it's much too late.

~A.E.F.

Re: Are your pupils dilated?

[the_sorch]

I wear glasses... so something is inherently wrong with my eyes. Does that mean I'm ALWAYS concussed? Fuck. Wait, no, if someone is ALWAYS concussed then they can't BECOME concussed, so therefore I wasn't concussed from the heater! And that means that I didn't give myself concussion because I am clumsy! Yuss! I rule! No I should lie down... since I'm concussed and all...