on thursday i am OFF TO PARIS
im staying on this cute street in the latin quarter by where my mother used to live. im so excited. i know im accidentally going to blow all my family's money away because the euro is up to $1.40 and i just cant help myself.
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au revoir petits chous

i am so boring. my mother is the worst. ever. on the face of this planet. and others. she makes my life horrible. that may sound like an exaggeration, but ive thought about it for around 3 hours of every week in my life so far, and, it really is pretty much true. EDIT:..............yadayadyadayadayada........................biggest waste of ( Read more... )

i am such a goon.

this is christmas

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i got back from new jersey today where my dog-cousin had this gross fever and now i feel tired and sluggish, i hope dog diseases arent contagious. weird newsflash: last year i thought i reaally needed a massage or something because i had a donut-hole sized beast of a knot in my back. well its still here and i want to cut my head off. im going to ( Read more... )

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the early hours of last night were a horse-race-bunny-hop-ice-cold disaster. you kids need to sprout an ounce of maturity and respect. artwork that is not yours is off limits. you caused us to be a bunch of homeless delinquints dilly dallying in negative bajillion degree weather (although packer poo poo parties should be expected to be the bane ( Read more... )

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I AM IN THE WORST MOOD EVER

quick give me cigarettes

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