ah, the serendipity of the internet...

[the_spaminator]

I copied this from Jen.

1. go to www.googlism.com.
2. enter your first name into the search box and Googlism! yourself.
3. pick the twenty BEST responses, and list them.
4. bold your favorite of the BEST.

at first I tried "samantha", but apparently all samanthas are porn stars, so



1. sam is out to get you
2. sam is no "change agent"
3. sam is beautiful
4. sam is stuck in the gulf without a compass
5. sam is hooked on search and seizure and just can't stop it
6. sam is a chinese spy
7. sam is the stuff this doll is made of
8. sam is evidently feeling the heat
9. sam is smarter than you
10. sam is expected to make and make it quick
11. sam is saving us from ourselves
12. sam is really sexy
13. sam is nation's most damaging environmental villain
14. sam is no sham
15. sam is usually portrayed with a goatee
16. sam is missing a story arc
17. sam is indeed more beautiful in person than on tv
18. sam is carbon neutral
19. sam is still trying to find her groove with the lynx
20. sam is full of pleasant surprises