The Quack Attack hath failed...dark days are upon us...

[the_squirrel]

This is a dark day, folks. Armageddon is indeed, forthcoming. Somewhere on a small frozen pond in the chilly northern reaches of Canada, the ghost of Lord Stanley weeps. The sight of hockey's holy grail in the grasp of the ever dull and lackluster New Jersey Devils is more than his eternal spirit can bare. The Cup is stained yet again with the foul

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Those damn dirty devils.

[dark_majesty]

Other signs to look out for of impending apocalypse: Dave buys wall clock for the basement. Tom lowers his prices and donates money to charity. Nick goes an hour or more without pissing. The Baileys kids (That sounds like something you'd see a telethon about, by the way . . .) all foreswear magic to pursue the "Harry Potter" CCG. People actually manage to say "How about those Devils" or "Gee, the Islanders are so manly" without busting out laughing. Bowling alleys cease to become loser magnets. I stop ranting and become RVD's biggest fan. (I had more trouble writing that one out even as a joke than you'll ever know. Dude.) Tim goes out for a spot at the Olympics. Sean decides to grow an afro. Will shaves his head, beard, and eyebrows and becomes a synchronized swimmer. Some little old man walks by with a sign that reads "The End is Nigh" . . . . and no super powered beings appear to strike him dead and cram the sign pole up his ass

:-Þ

[heartstoe]

first jay the day you stop ranting is the day that i start to wear a dress every day for a month. And hank as far as the Terrorist bombing this little place in uniondale why would they bother they have a better target the garden, where they can finally get rid of the sticky sucky rangers and hey if they do it on a weekend or as long as i'm not at work maybe it'll take out penn station too then i couldn't go to wor anymore see two positive things would come of the terrorist taking out the garden.