just thort i'd paste this convo wi a drunken chris cos it made me laugh this morning. my favourite part is the racisim toward the geese.
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
now i have hiccups
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
aww
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
im as chic as a sheep spinning round and round } robert smith of the cure
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
ok
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
so he says in a song
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
i love that lyric
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
ok
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
my hands are sticky its annoying
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
lol what ya bee doing you filthy boy
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
sorry i should sleep im turning into some dirty perv
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
haha
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
some guy on msn tried to show me his cock on webcam the otherweel
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
hes not hot so i refused
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
was he nice/
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
oh rite
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
i dunno why i give anyone my addy lol
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
its funny sometimes
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
lol
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
i want a guy
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
in fact i wouldnt mind daniel and hes know it i think
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
the feminine guy it is
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
go screw him then
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
hes not interested in sex really
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
he likes the whole close thing
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
which suits me fine
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
he interests me
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
wat do you mean
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
like intimacy
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
oh rite
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
the lightest of touches can be the most *forget the word cos im a fool*
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
lol bless
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
pleasurable
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
its very true tho i've tried it
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
with
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
i know how to wank someone of properly kinda lol but that has fuck all to do with intimacy
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
nick
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
haha
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
use loads of lube, the end is the most sensitive, they nearly orgasm i promise
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
lol i'll stop my dirtyness now
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
good
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
altho you need to rub the end with the palm of your hand
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
honestly this is a good tip here
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
ok
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
whatcha up to today?
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
homework
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
i have no more tips
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
lol it;s ok
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
you prolly dont need them, you have your gay guide book lol
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
lol i dont have a gay guide book
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
i read some queer book once lol
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
did you?
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
remember...i was like i need a pomp i'll take this gay booook to read
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
ok
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
lol you dont remember much
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
i must have been dismal
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
lol at your house?
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
yours
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
the book is at yours, your high school teacher gave you it
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
oh xy? yeah i remember
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
yep thankyou
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
made me feel silly
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
we didnt do much excited at all
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
you should have called me a boring bastard
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
lol i wouldnt have tho
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
i loved you remember
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
ooooooooooooooo lol
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
ego boost
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
yaya
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
ah to be honest we were both bored of it
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
yup
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
daniel might be at city on saturday
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
except he always stays at poser riks
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
do you not like him
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
yeah hes my friend but he has his lame aspects as most ppl
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
also he got jealous of me kissing sexy daniel cos he liked him then i think
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
ok i have to go get foon
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
brb
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
daniel cant remember cos hes an idiot cokehead
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
food
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
ah ok you fatty
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
bk
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
whatcha got?
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
bacon
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
lol just some bacon?
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
in a sandwich
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
you look like you dont eat to be honest
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
thankyou
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
lol really you are very slim
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
but have nice body so its ok lol
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
ta
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
im gonna eat a goose egg later then have its babies
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
ok
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
y a goose?
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
cos its a golden goose on the loose thats always plays fooose-ball
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
dunno really, daddy bought me it
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
i'm well confused
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
lol good
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
is the goose white or grey though?
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
who knows
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
geese are usually white arnt they
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
hmm depends
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
i hope they come out white cos im rascist towards greys
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
y?
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
except gandalf the grey
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
cos they smell
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
ok
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
jon used to fancy gandalf
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
jonx should i say
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
jonx is a cox
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
simple
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
and he has shit hair
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
lmao
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
hes an alcholic now
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
now shit
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
no*
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
oh welldone jonx
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
did i show you my new hair?
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
if so say fuck off chris you posing queer
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
yeah you did
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
looks nice you posing queer
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
hehe
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
yeah but still i fucked an ugly that is bad
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
i might try to get adrian lol
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
he'll show me a gay old time
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
lol ok
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
he reckons some guy from ng1 is after me
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
whats ng1
Chris~ trudging slowly over wet sand back to the bench where your clothes were stolen says:
gay club
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
oh rite
oh no, what's this? a spider's web and i'm caught in the middle says:
wat you gonna do today?