VICIOUS GOOSE ATTACK FOR REAL

[the_starhorse]

OMG. O.M.G. Ok, so the NEW BIKE I was so happy about purchasing LAST NIGHT? I rode it tonight for the first time, with

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[glasscamel]

Good gracious!! That is unbelievable! I'm glad that you're (mostly) okay!! D: *offers goose-down pillow* >:3

[the_starhorse]

Thanks. :) I think I'll live -- so long as I don't wake up swollen up like a goodyear blimp tomorrow morning. EVIL GOOSE.

It was incredible. It was totally surreal. I couldn't help cross-posting this. I have never, ever had a goose knock me off a bike before. Full-on aerial attack.

[glasscamel]

Falling off a bike for ANY reason hurts, I can't even imagine then having to fend off a rabid goose!! D: Sounds like you handled it in the best manner possible, I probably wouldn't have been half as capable despite having seen The Gods Must Be Crazy II too!

[the_starhorse]

Thanks. :)

[tiamat1972]

Sounds like the reincarnation of Starscream in feathers! Glad you are okay. What kind of goose?

[the_starhorse]

Canadian. It's the vanguard of a hostile takeover. ;)

[tiamat1972]

ROFL!!!! Why yes, we send out our evil geese of doom to pave the way for world domination! Muhahaha! ;)

[the_starhorse]

Yeah, well I hate to break it to you, but if you're looking for global domination, Wisconsin isn't exactly the pinnacle of civilization. ;)

[mcat711]

Holy moloney. I'm glad you weren't seriously hurt. Stoopid goose.

I hope you feel better after some rest.

[the_starhorse]

Thanks. I'm still banged up, if you can believe it. But I'll survive. Stupid goose.

[l_shades]

Yeesh. Geese are fowl tempered creatures, especially when nesting. (I know, terrible pun but I couldn't resist XD)

[the_starhorse]

They're horrid! It's not my fault he sprang out of the cattails at me. :(