The Strongest Last Hurrah

[the_strongerest]

[Right next to the entrance to the castle is, once again, an upturned box of oranges with an ice fairy sitting behind it. A sign in front reads (She got someone to help her write it this time):

VALENTINE'S DAY LOVE ADVICE
5HL FOR STRONG PEOPLE
10HL FOR NORMAL PEOPLE

It's still Valentine's Day, right? Right?]

Comments

[overlordinate]

Love advice? Just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower. I'd expect something like this from Flonne, but really?

[the_strongerest]

I'm just givin' advice because not everyone's a genius, like I am!

[overlordinate]

What do you know about love, anyway?

[the_strongerest]

Lotsa stuff!

[loyalbatmonkeys]

[Snickers]

[the_strongerest]

What's so funny?

[loyalbatmonkeys]

You believe in that emotional crap.

[the_strongerest]

I believe in knowing what other people oughta do!

[pet_moonrabbit]

Um... A-are you qualified for this...?

[the_strongerest]

Super qualified!

[pet_moonrabbit]

So... you know about having a boyfriend? Or girlfriend...

[the_strongerest]

That's easy knowledge for a genius like me!

[peachhat]

Alright, give your best shot.

[the_strongerest]

10HL.

[peachhat]

I already paid the tarif for the strongest.

[the_strongerest]

I didn't see anything.

[konoka_chan]

Love advice?

I wonder what Secchan will think...

[the_strongerest]

Only 10HL!

[konoka_chan]

Do I have 10 HL? Maybe Secchan can come by and we can have 5 HL each?

[the_strongerest]

Well I'd still only be giving one advice, so I guess that's okay.