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[the_swampdoc]

Okay, kidlets, this doesn't just go for the kids in my class, but this is a general announcement for all of you, first through seventh years.

Seeing as how all of you kids have been talking about physical changes and things that a man and a woman do without any real knowledge about what really goes on, or how things actually work, I've taken it

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[dofaye]

This is a wonderful idea. Thank you, Professor.

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Only a man and a woman?

[the_swampdoc]

I'd rather everyone be educated than go on thinking things that just aren't true.

Nope, not only between a man and a woman. It can also be between a man and another man, or a woman and another woman. I'm rather open-minded, and I hope that the students here are like that as well.

[dofaye]

One can only hope that they're open-minded. [...Puck B|]

[neverplayedrisk]

Will this seminar be held in your usual classroom, Professor?

[the_swampdoc]

For the older years, I have been given permission to use the great hall to gather all the 5th-7th years.

The younger years will be taking separate classes, for girls and for boys. The boys can expect to come to my class for it.

Good thing you actually brought it up, kid. Thanks!

...I am still not getting notifs. :(

[neverplayedrisk]

Noted.

It is of no consequence, sir. I only ask for clarification. However, Prefects are available have you any need for further assistance.

Darn LJ. -_-;

[the_swampdoc]

Thanks for the offer - if there's any need, I'll definitely ask you for your help.

[hellaknight]

oh the joys of baby baking
hey big boss ive already read the manual to this and everything
it was in chinese but i meticulously translated that shit
word for every genitalia related word
step one to step four (???) to step five: profit

so what im trying to say is
can we test out of this

[the_swampdoc]

Sorry, no can do, kid. It's required that you attend.

Good work on how you worded it all, though. Poet, or songwriter?

[hellaknight]

jack of all trades
but not like im about to throw down sick ass copulation rhymes
or remix me a copy of latex greatest hits issue twenty two
cause i got enough of this gonorrhea talk time after time
unlike these other fools who act new born like they new

yeah but ok ill be there i guess

[the_swampdoc]

I see, I see. Gotcha.

Yeah, my classroom actually. See you there, kid!

[hechizar]

Oh good, someone else volunteered!!!

Teachers don't have to attend, I'm guessing~!

[the_swampdoc]

If there are teachers that need a refresher course, then they are more than welcome to come.

[hechizar]

Ah, well, I think I'm good!!

[bonsaisensei]

[have a few ink blots]

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[noheatnikki]

Are you planning on splitting the genders for the seminar?

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[the_swampdoc]

Uh, my classes are usually co-ed, but you do bring up a point. Maybe I should get the younger years separated. The older years are old enough to have a co-ed class, so I'll be taking care of them.

Since you brought it up... would mind taking charge of the girls while I give the lecture to the guys?

I've been preparing things for them, so you wouldn't have to worry about topics and materials to go over, because I've already got them covered. All you'd have to do is review what I've written, go to the class that I'll prepare for you, and give the presentation. Not to mention just answer any questions the girls will have for you.

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[noheatnikki]

Just answer any questions the girls will have? Did you see the cabbage discussion? It will be no small task.

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But what the hell, I'll do it.

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[the_swampdoc]

I think that you're more than capable of handling that, Beckett.

Thanks! I'll owe you one.