Jury duty was probably the stupidest thing I have ever had to endure ( Read more... )

All right. Uncharacteristic of me to post twice in the same day, and as such, I will be brief ( Read more... )

Just pondering this woman from Duluth, Georgia that ran away because she freaked out about getting married ( Read more... )

After my downward spiral to a weight of almost 200lbs., I had a complete breakdown. Considered obese, my ego took a significant hit. I had successfully begun my transformation into the one thing in the world I had avoided more than anything else: my mother. According to Sweetcheeks, I didn't really start the tumble until about a year ago, which ( Read more... )

Saturday was a pleasantly bland whatevery kind of day. I was over at Rob and Kat's all day just chatting and being useless with Kat while the men pressure washed the patio. Beautiful outside, and a welcome change to being locked up in an office all day. So Kat calls her mum, who isn't home, but leaves a message that we are going over there later ( Read more... )

I have come to the inevitable conclusion that I think too much. And it unfortunately is a major detriment for any relationship in which I get involved. I wish sometimes that my brain wasn't nearly as functional as it is, maybe that might provide me with some sort of peace ( Read more... )

I just don't understand men sometimes. Not that their motives are all that difficult to figure out (no offense, chaps), it's just the little things. Like....pictures. I am not a ham for the camera. As a member of the large group of Americans (no pun intended) fighting the battle of the bulge, I really don't want a photographic record of my ( Read more... )

May want to place your head between your knees and kiss your asses goodbye. Through the insistence, or is it persistence?, of Jeff harping about the glories of Live Journal....eh, screw it. Why not jump on board? Not like I actually do anything at work....less you call watching movies all day waiting for the phone to ring "work". At least it ( Read more... )