i have mastered. yes, mastered, the art of the ... casadealopadeakia. now... i am on my way of mastering the art of the fried and soft boiled egg. these are some of the best ive made yet. POW!
if you arn't cool already. here's some help. if someone nearby is making a cake take some frosting. put it on an english muffin as if the english muffin were a cake. it looks fancy and it is almost delicous. and it will look good on any college application.
NOTE: you might want to heat the muffin up just a tad for further effect.