Comments | the_tenzo: I say old chap, is this a Very Polite Comment-Fic Porn Meme?

the_tenzo

I say old chap, is this a Very Polite Comment-Fic Porn Meme?

Mar 24, 2010 22:07

Greetings, my minions.

Remember this? That was an awful lot of topping fun, what. Absolutely spiffing. If you found yourself liking the cut of that jib, read on!

Welcome to the most polite comment-fic porn meme of all time. Reply to this post, and I'll give you a prompt, which I will select more-or-less at random from Etiquette in Society, in ( Read more... )

genre: smut, !commentfic meme

Comments 147

unfolded73 March 25 2010, 02:18:13 UTC

Hit Me! (and you're brilliant, btw)

the_tenzo March 25 2010, 02:19:43 UTC

"First of all, it is necessary to decide what one’s personal idea of position is..."

The Virgin Queen, Ten/Queen Elizabeth I unfolded73 March 26 2010, 04:21:19 UTC

She sat and tried to listen to her ministers as they took it in turn to preach to her about the state of her kingdom. She knew what they were going to say before they said it, oft times, and it was only the amusement of watching them try to curry her favour or jockey for political position that held her attention.

Today, though, Elizabeth didn't hear a word.

She shifted slightly in her seat, enjoying the friction of her undergarments against her flesh. She'd had her share of impure thoughts about men before, but she'd never allowed herself to be consumed by them, certainly never ruled by them. England was her husband, and she had no need of another. Husbands, from what she'd seen, led to loss of agency, childbirth, and death.

And yet ... and yet. There was the Doctor ( ... )

Re: The Virgin Queen, Ten/Queen Elizabeth I morrighangw March 26 2010, 04:44:39 UTC

Oh! Poor Bess and poor Doctor. It wouldn't surprise me if she really did see how lonely he was despite the pretence of otherwise.

Thread 25

xianghua March 25 2010, 02:19:07 UTC

Okay, I'm in. Although I have to admit it may end up being crossover fic because it's not a fandom I know well.

the_tenzo March 25 2010, 02:24:05 UTC

No worries! Here's your prompt:

"There are only two forms of farewell: 'Good-by' and 'Good night.'"

nonelvis March 25 2010, 02:24:46 UTC

You know how I feel about porn prompts, so please, kind madam, may I have one? (Though I'm about to go to bed, so porn won't be posted until tomorrow at the earliest.)

the_tenzo March 25 2010, 02:26:05 UTC

Your porn is always worth waiting for.

"Ladies rarely do so with gentlemen who are introduced to them..."

nonelvis March 25 2010, 02:28:17 UTC

Thank you ever so for the kind words :D

... and now to ponder which lady, and which gentleman.

the_tenzo March 25 2010, 02:28:52 UTC

And what it is they rarely do!

Thread 18

kyrina March 25 2010, 02:38:08 UTC

This is strange, I must do this :)

the_tenzo March 25 2010, 02:42:49 UTC

“'Keep your hands to yourself!' might almost be put at the head of the first chapter of every book on etiquette"

kyrina March 25 2010, 02:49:51 UTC

Ooooh. :D

gowdie March 25 2010, 02:41:25 UTC

I'm in. I admit, partially out of bizarre curiosity. Give me something fun to think about for the next day.

the_tenzo March 25 2010, 02:47:42 UTC

"First of all, remember that while affectation is odious, crudeness must be overcome."

gowdie March 25 2010, 03:28:30 UTC

Okay, this? This is hilarious. I'm not sure where to go with it that isn't 100% outright crack, but the quote, in porny contexts, is hilarious. Well played, Madam Tenzo, well played.

Edited to add - okay, no, skip the crack. I can see TenII suffering a crisis of language that is 100% genuine to his sensibilities.