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[the_town_bike]

new diet: ginger ale and cigarettes.

do i need to inhale to benefit from the nutritional content? someone should do this with me.

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[smellmemory]

you're smoking now?

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[the_town_bike]

no, no. there is this beautiful spanish woman who is is my "pod" at work, and she sits directly behind me. yesterday, we were discussing her ex-husband, who is a chef, and who felt like she needed "fattening up" because he likes heavier women. so i said, "a chef that likes fat chicks.. is he still available?", as a joke, obviously, and she laughed, and returned to the story, saying, and i quote, "i gained, like, thirty pounds when i married him. i was just out of college and i was skinny because i was living off of ginger ale and cigarettes." i dunno. i like ginger ale. i don't like cigarettes, though. maybe i can substitute CANDY cigarettes.. or cocaine or something.

[ludacourt]

If I remember your quote about cocaine correctly...that would be the way to go.

[the_town_bike]

yeah. but who can afford that stuff? also, it kills brain cells. i'm sticking to smaller portions and riding my biiiicycle. which is on my flickr.