Comments | the_town_cryer: Express your contempt for the opposite sex for only $13.95

the_town_cryer

Express your contempt for the opposite sex for only $13.95

Apr 06, 2010 20:41

Given that's a contractual requirement of mine to discuss gender politics at every given oppurtunity, I thought I'd call your attention to these tasty little fuckers.

(Note: I'm having some webtacular difficulties loading photos at the mo, so you'll have to make do with the amazon links)

http://www.amazon.com/Control-A-Man-Remote/dp/B000RSKC12

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Hmmm mrtrivia April 6 2010, 20:23:18 UTC

DO you need to captyre some still or sumthin' here? I feel like I'm gettin g killer punchlines but no feedlines.

Appologies the_town_cryer April 7 2010, 09:12:15 UTC

No, that's just problems with my internet being, to quote William Wordsworth, a 'total gaywad'. I shall fix it up by and by

ext_230476 April 7 2010, 13:04:06 UTC

For me, everything that's wrong with society is encapsulated by the L'Oreal tag line "because you're worth it."
Claiming false promises of value while reinforcing the fear (inculcated by marketers) that without artifice and constant consumption, you are inadequate, worthless, without merit, ugly and alone.

Quite frankly, I think we're screwed.

PS. Livejournal is awful. Abandon that sinking ship in favour of Wordpress.

the_town_cryer April 8 2010, 01:49:23 UTC

I respect that you've stuck to your anti Live journal stance even when on the site. We shall see about this word press malarky in time
(would be easy for me to transfer what I've got here to there? Cos that was a major hassle last time...) oh, and does word press give me the ability to put googly eyes in my subject line? If not, I believe that might be 1 nil to LJ

Hmmm... anonymous May 5 2010, 18:11:46 UTC

I gotta say, $14 for a wedding IS a bargain!!

And whats wrong with getting your man a beer occasionally?

I think we all know that the best way (bar none) to spice up a relationship that's headed south, is with some kind of mystical mind control device, where stereotypical gender preference are pandered to instantly with the push of a button.

For shame Town Cryer, these delightful inventions are what the modern world has been waiting for.

P.S. Googly eyes are funny.