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[the_watchmaker]

while closed captioning yet another (and likely the last) episode of the short-lived and unbelievably awful air america, i wondered (as i and others at work have wondered, repeatedly) about whether lorenzo lamas as air america's rio arnett could beat chuck norris' walker, texas ranger in hand-to-hand combat.

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[therealmugato]

Scott Bakula - Sam Beckett

Finishing move: quantum Leaping into his opponent then strangling himself to death.

That would be one hell of a game.

[the_watchmaker]

but that took place in the future! it's science fiction! arrgh!

[therealmugato]

bah! sorry. I was overly excited by the idea of playing Scott Bakulua that i missed the last paragraph.

howabout a woman instead, the only one i can think of right now is...

Angela Lansbury - Jessica Fletcher

finishing move: something involving typewriters.

[mean_spiders]

Tom Selleck - Magnum P.I.

finishing move.... moustache ride? wait... does that even sound like it could possibly be violent? no....

[the_watchmaker]

of course!!!