I seem to have developed piles. They are not nice. Especially for me, the lord of the prolonged plop drop.

I love you fri dave.

it would seem like a dream if my eyes weren't like flies if my heart played no part in this thing that i bring on myself this bad health no nights sleep tears that seap from my skin may begin to grow wings fly round things and there stay far away from my me "sanity!" they would scream as they gleam in the sun having fun on their own fully grown and ( Read more... )

went to the dentist. Dentist polished my teeth with weird arse contraption that actually tickled me and made me laugh out loud while she was doing it. As well as that, she kept pushing her substantial breasts on to my head in a comforting kind of way. All in all quite a pleasant trip to the dentist. Something very fundamental seems to have gone ( Read more... )

kitchen windows,
patio doors,
water leaking
on wooden floors.

I sit at work and think thoughts. About THINGS. Last night. I smoked myself disabled. NICE. Bleary eyed. I woke. Asked. What Wednesday BRINGS? The same. Bit lame. Happiness at a PRICE ( Read more... )

I make no apologies to myself (or anyone else) for the words that follow... I am naturally a creative/eccentric/pretentious person who is growing more and more irritated with keeping these parts of me suppressed or subdued ( Read more... )